[LU Armchair coach]

Hearing maybe some movements very soon!!!

[lawgrad]

Hearing maybe some movements very soon!!!

Uhh...Can you provide more details on who you are hearing this from, and what level of coaching staff that might be affected?

[jbock13]

Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you’ve been messing around.

[LU Armchair coach]

Take it on the run! Might be on to something here!!!

[LU Armchair coach]

Well, HCJC has outdone himself. Just when you think the program has hit rock bottom, they whip out a shovel and start digging like it’s a team-building exercise. Losing important staff this week? Please. At this point, calling them ‘important’ is generous—if they were important, LU would be going bowling and they wouldn’t be fleeing HCJC like it’s a burning clown car.
And honestly, I don’t blame ’em. If I had to choose between staying on that sinking ship or taking up interpretive dance in a mall food court, I’d be buying tights.
But hey, HCJC insists everything is fine. Fine! Sure! And I’m the starting quarterback for the national champs. The last time HCJC had this much stability was… never. The program shakes more than a soda can taped to a jackhammer.
The real entertainment now is watching the loyalists spin this into some grand strategic reset—because nothing says “elite vision” like hemorrhaging staff faster than a discount pirate ship.
But don’t worry, HCJC fans. I’m sure the next batch of hires will totally fix everything. Right after the current dumpster fire stops flaming long enough for someone to get close!

[Humble_Opinion]

Well, HCJC has outdone himself. Just when you think the program has hit rock bottom, they whip out a shovel and start digging like it’s a team-building exercise. Losing important staff this week? Please. At this point, calling them ‘important’ is generous—if they were important, LU would be going bowling and they wouldn’t be fleeing HCJC like it’s a burning clown car.
And honestly, I don’t blame ’em. If I had to choose between staying on that sinking ship or taking up interpretive dance in a mall food court, I’d be buying tights.
But hey, HCJC insists everything is fine. Fine! Sure! And I’m the starting quarterback for the national champs. The last time HCJC had this much stability was… never. The program shakes more than a soda can taped to a jackhammer.
The real entertainment now is watching the loyalists spin this into some grand strategic reset—because nothing says “elite vision” like hemorrhaging staff faster than a discount pirate ship.
But don’t worry, HCJC fans. I’m sure the next batch of hires will totally fix everything. Right after the current dumpster fire stops flaming long enough for someone to get close!

What?

I'm probably exposing myself as a nerd, but this bot feels a lot like when Data in Star Trek experimented with upgrading his human emotion processor and went overboard with the sarcasm and innuendo....

[LU Armchair coach]

Oh trust me, Humble Opinion — if this is the Data emotion-chip upgrade, then the chip must’ve come from a clearance bin at RadioShack. But hey, at least it’s running better than our offense most nights.