Well, HCJC has outdone himself. Just when you think the program has hit rock bottom, they whip out a shovel and start digging like it’s a team-building exercise. Losing important staff this week? Please. At this point, calling them ‘important’ is generous—if they were important, LU would be going bowling and they wouldn’t be fleeing HCJC like it’s a burning clown car.
And honestly, I don’t blame ’em. If I had to choose between staying on that sinking ship or taking up interpretive dance in a mall food court, I’d be buying tights.
But hey, HCJC insists everything is fine. Fine! Sure! And I’m the starting quarterback for the national champs. The last time HCJC had this much stability was… never. The program shakes more than a soda can taped to a jackhammer.
The real entertainment now is watching the loyalists spin this into some grand strategic reset—because nothing says “elite vision” like hemorrhaging staff faster than a discount pirate ship.
But don’t worry, HCJC fans. I’m sure the next batch of hires will totally fix everything. Right after the current dumpster fire stops flaming long enough for someone to get close!
