Happier Than a Puppy with 2 Peters

Happier Than a Puppy with 2 Peters#244331

By HenryGale - March 20th, 2009, 7:52 am

- March 20th, 2009, 7:52 am #244331

From Mike and Mike's News of the Wierd.

Baby born with two penises in Russia
A baby boy has been born with two penises in Russia.

The boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to the specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent the length operation to join the two penises.

"The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder," said a doctor involved in the five hour operation.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ussia.html

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#244338

By Ed Dantes - March 20th, 2009, 8:44 am

- March 20th, 2009, 8:44 am #244338

Dude, just keep the two wangs... You could win a couple of bar bets by peeing into two urinals at once.

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#244419

By mrmacphisto - March 20th, 2009, 12:56 pm

- March 20th, 2009, 12:56 pm #244419

You know what they say, two heads are better than one.

#244549

By matshark - March 20th, 2009, 11:04 pm

- March 20th, 2009, 11:04 pm #244549

yeah, i dunno why he wouldnt just keep them both!

i mean, just wait till he hits HS. you KNOW he'd be popular with the ladies...
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#244560

By qkslvrsrfrboy - March 20th, 2009, 11:38 pm

- March 20th, 2009, 11:38 pm #244560

i think the problem is that hed actually have to wash his hands after using the restroom, cuz their aint no way around having to hold it then