[RagingTireFire]

Since the Dems and the Pubs seem to both be dead-set on nominating candidates that conservatives are going to have real problems getting behind, I suggest -- nay, demand -- that the true voice of idealism and conservatism come out of retirement and represent those of us of likeminded belief. As such, I nominate as the next President of these United States --

-- EL SCORCHO!

[ToTheLeft]

Whoever voted for McCain is a failure at life.

[PAmedic]

just to be difficult, I voted for McCain.

He's not as bad as you friggin' wackos make him out to be, plus- have you SEEN the video of that fire on the Forrestal?

Ho- lee - Krap

[RagingTireFire]

How bad does he have to be? We ain't votin' for "Best Firefighter of the 1960's".

Where have you gone, Big Scorchy?

[ToTheLeft]

Someone voted for Billary.

There needs to be a banning, tonight.

[PAmedic]

actually, I always liked McCain.

I refuse to talk politics though.

esp with people that are sans child support, kids, mortgages, insurance and car payments, and revolving credit debt.

talk to me when you join the real world- Medic OOOOUUUUUUTTTTT

[RagingTireFire]

I refuse to talk politics though.

esp with people that are sans child support, kids, mortgages, insurance and car payments, and revolving credit debt.

Understood, even though I do have 5 of those 6.

I just miss Scorcho so much. I'm a mess without him. I miss his laugh. I miss his scent. I miss his musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think he and I should get an apartment together.

[PAmedic]

I was with you up until the bit about his musk.

I really don't even wanna know, to be honest.

[Fumblerooskies]

I will vote for McCain over MrsSatan every time.

[4everfsu]

I will vote for whoever wins the Republicain nomination period. Whoever the Dem nominates, would want to cut and run from Iraq and hid his or her head in the sand, hoping the terrorists will go away.

[kevinrmcguire]

I didn't see Obama in the options above. Did I miss something?

[SuperJon]

You guys are missing the point of this thread. The point of it is to talk about Scorcho, not politics.

[ToTheLeft]

You guys are missing the point of this thread. The point of it is to talk about Scorcho, not politics.

Long Live El Scorcho!

[Fumblerooskies]

Scorcho is yesterday's news...let the poor man LURK IN PEACE...

[LUconn]

******* you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
You won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of Public Enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
"Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..."
And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San
Fall in love all over again."

I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute
Just come up to me and say hello to my heart
How stupid is it?
For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
'Cause I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
'Cause I can't even look in your eyes
Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.

I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you.
I'm a lot, and I'm waitin.
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me.