RubberMallet wrote:i had intercourse last night...Yes, but does by yourself really count...?
Wife: "That was amazing."
Husband: "Thanks. I couldn't have done it without you.....Well, I could have, but what would have been the point?"
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RubberMallet wrote:i had intercourse last night...Yes, but does by yourself really count...?
RubberMallet wrote:i had intercourse last night...I HATE you guys. My buddies on staff with me at church (we have a young staff) tell me that all the time. In the office today, two of them got free condoms. I signed them up on the trojan website for a free sample. Of course they both told me that I got the wrong size (they claimed they needed the magnum ones).
RubberMallet wrote:i had intercourse last night...Spankin' it like a monkey in a Mango tree does not count.
--Fumble (1961-2009), RIPFumblerooskies wrote:Thats Faculty wisedom right there.....RubberMallet wrote:i had intercourse last night...Spankin' it like a monkey in a Mango tree does not count.
LUconn wrote:How the heck is my post overly graphic?
I blame this on BJ's overly graphic post
BJWilliams wrote:My basic gist is when it comes to sex...Im waiting. That is the best way to go about it I feel.So you could have typed one line to sum it up but decided earlier we needed a book...got it.
BrysOn_G wrote:once i'm married, there's going to be some injuries...That's what they all say. The married/non virgin guys on here can probably attest to how comical the wedding/first sex night is compared to what it is fantasized to be. Especially if you are marrying a virgin girl.
Rocketfan wrote:SOrry...I wrote a long post in another topic and I had a few thoughts on this topic as well so I wanted to make them known.BJWilliams wrote:My basic gist is when it comes to sex...Im waiting. That is the best way to go about it I feel.So you could have typed one line to sum it up but decided earlier we needed a book...got it.
belcherboy wrote:although i was referring the 1st night, i did just say "once i'm married." haha.BrysOn_G wrote:once i'm married, there's going to be some injuries...That's what they all say. The married/non virgin guys on here can probably attest to how comical the wedding/first sex night is compared to what it is fantasized to be. Especially if you are marrying a virgin girl.
BrysOn_G wrote:although i was referring the 1st night, i did just say "once i'm married." haha.Then, once the first week of marriage is over....you'll have whatever she wants. Nothing more, nothing less.
i guess i'll have funny sex 1st, then wild and crazy sex after that
blwall1416 wrote:ok... when do i win??BrysOn_G wrote:although i was referring the 1st night, i did just say "once i'm married." haha.Then, once the first week of marriage is over....you'll have whatever she wants. Nothing more, nothing less.
i guess i'll have funny sex 1st, then wild and crazy sex after that
BrysOn_G wrote:ok... when do i win??Whenever she says you can.
blwall1416 wrote:My close friend said on his first night, when they were trying to have sex, he began to laugh. She got really mad at him. He stopped and said "remember when we were always so close to having sex? How hard it was to hold off till we got married? We probably couldn't have done it then if we tried." He said it is like a brand new baseball glove. It just takes time (and from what I understand, oil) to work out. They both laugh at how they expected the first night to be, and what it actually was.BrysOn_G wrote:although i was referring the 1st night, i did just say "once i'm married." haha.Then, once the first week of marriage is over....you'll have whatever she wants. Nothing more, nothing less.
i guess i'll have funny sex 1st, then wild and crazy sex after that
LUconn wrote:I think this thread has gone awry.I like this better than debating sex education at Liberty. I was starting to hate myself for arguing!
blwall1416 wrote:Pastor Jon at Brentwood did an excellent series called Let's Stay Together. It is a four-part series with the fourth sermon dealing specifically about sex. He said he was tired of the church dancing around this subject and it's time for the church to meet it head on. You can listen to the message here:Jon is REALLY cool. I remember when he just started Brentwood and invited me to come. It was my second to last semester at LU, so I only attended for two semesters. He was a great communicator and I think had a real good understanding of the society in which he ministers.
http://homepage.mac.com/brentwoodchurch/
Click on 11-11-07 Let's Stay Together IV
- By AATL
- By TH Spangler