- November 28th, 2007, 11:06 am
#132581
"You know, Melissa, first of all I'd just like to say that it's an honor simply to be nominated, especially for the special Sandinvag Award -- or the Vaggy as the kids call it. Honestly, just to be mentioned in the same breath as those other guys is humbling in itself and I wish we could all win. I really do. We're all artists, you know, and there's no denying that. It's been a really good year for posting with some really strong performances and I'm just so happy and honored and humbled and honored and a little bit sweaty right now just to be in this position. So, may the best man win and let's just hope nobody does anything stupid at the the afterparty that'll end up on TMZ, right? Thanks. My best to your mom."

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.