[El Scorcho]

It's a long video, but the crazy factor makes it worth watching the entire thing...

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruis ... you-to-see

Official Scientology material. Get it while it's hot.

[kel varson]

I hear he has a home in North Western Virginia. Anyone know if that is true? Actually, I think he has a farm about 15 minutes from where I live. Anyone validate this.

[RagingTireFire]

~ Black turtleneck? Check

~ Random manic laughing? Check

~ Lots of words strung together with no tangible meaning? Check

~ Messiah complex? Check

~ Allusions to an unrealized utopia where one would be allowed to "romp"? Double check


Yup, thaaaaat's a cult member.

Does he own the 'Mission: Impossible' music now or something?

[Rocketfan]

I hear he has a home in North Western Virginia. Anyone know if that is true? Actually, I think he has a farm about 15 minutes from where I live. Anyone validate this.

I heard he bought a huge home on Smith Mountain lake last year, but thats about it.

[LUconn]

Did I ever tell anybody here that some cowokers and I had been in contact with some hotshot Scientologist? We did something for him, I can't remember what now. Anyway we had no idea who the guy was, but he took down all of our names and a few weeks later we all received packets, DVDs, and all kinds of Scientology information with a letter that said something like "here is what you are directly responsible for helping us produce". Does this mean I am going to hell?

[FlameDad]

Fox News is doing a long spot on this vid now
Doocy is incredulous

[adam42381]

All Hail L. Ron Hubbard and the mighty lord...err...imaginary alien being Xenu...

[El Scorcho]

Does this mean I am going to hell?

In short, yes.

[RubberMallet]

Did I ever tell anybody here that some cowokers and I had been in contact with some hotshot Scientologist? We did something for him, I can't remember what now. Anyway we had no idea who the guy was, but he took down all of our names and a few weeks later we all received packets, DVDs, and all kinds of Scientology information with a letter that said something like "here is what you are directly responsible for helping us produce". Does this mean I am going to hell?

basically....

[RagingTireFire]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

If you've seen the Cruise video, you have to see this. For the first time since he was the fat kid in Stand By Me, I enjoy Jerry O'Connell's work.

[adam42381]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

If you've seen the Cruise video, you have to see this. For the first time since he was the fat kid in Stand By Me, I enjoy Jerry O'Connell's work.

That was freaking awesome...