[SuperJon]

Two people died early this morning after they apparently fell off a four-story building across the street from Finlay Park, Columbia police say.

A taxi driver found a man and a woman in their early 20s - neither wearing any clothes - lying in the street in front of the building in the 900 block of Laurel Street, police spokeswoman, Sgt. Florence McCants said.

http://www.thestate.com/136/story/97081.html

[Fumblerooskies]

Must.
Not.
Comment.

[SuperJon]

I bet they weren't experts in celibacy.

[bucksweepjax]

From the article:

"She said police can only speculate at this point what they might have been doing on the roof."

I dont think they'll need Colombo, or even Jimmy Rockford, to figure that part out.

[Fumblerooskies]

From what I heard, the fall did not kill them.

[ATrain]

wow...thats about all I can say right now

[FlameNForest]

From what I heard, the fall did not kill them.

STD?

[Fumblerooskies]

From what I heard, the fall did not kill them.

STD?

Nope...
...it was that sudden stop at the end of the fall which got them. Either that...or the dude was trying to live out the name of Bruce Willis' new movie...