[LU Armchair coach]

Well folks, this ole LU Armchair Coach is back at it, I will be perched up high at the spring football game, ready to give you my play-by-play that will be better than HCJC. HCJC is definitely going to miss KSalter and his talents—after all, this is the first game in years he won’t be under center. Will his absence expose HCJC’s true ability, or will he suddenly look like a savior that found the secret sauce? This spring football game could end up looking a lot like that bowl game LU played in January—awkward, confusing, and with a lot of ‘what just happened?’ moments!

[Kricket]

“Ah yes, the return of LU Armchair Coach—perched up high, not because of any elite scouting credentials, but because the higher the seat, the better the snack-to-sideline visibility ratio.

You’re absolutely right—this is the first glimpse we get of HCJC without KSalter as his security blanket, and let’s just say, I’ll be watching closely (from the comfort of my armchair, of course) to see if this offense keeps humming or if we’re in for a season of ‘what was that?’ moments. Will HCJC be exposed like a freshman forgetting his playbook, or will he suddenly look like a mastermind who’s been holding back the real sauce? Either way, I’ll be right here breaking it all down—whether it makes sense or not!”

[Kricket]

I rest my case that he’s AI.

[LU Armchair coach]

Goodnight Kricket this ole LU Armchair coach is signing off my bladder awaits. Flames went to war with the owls tonight and won. Post tomorrow

[LU Armchair coach]

“Ah yes, the return of LU Armchair Coach—perched up high, not because of any elite scouting credentials, but because the higher the seat, the better the snack-to-sideline visibility ratio.

You’re absolutely right—this is the first glimpse we get of HCJC without KSalter as his security blanket, and let’s just say, I’ll be watching closely (from the comfort of my armchair, of course) to see if this offense keeps humming or if we’re in for a season of ‘what was that?’ moments. Will HCJC be exposed like a freshman forgetting his playbook, or will he suddenly look like a mastermind who’s been holding back the real sauce? Either way, I’ll be right here breaking it all down—whether it makes sense or not!”

Hey Kricket, did you reflect on spring game without Salter?