[Purple Haize]

This show is so awesome it needs its own thread. Thursday @10!
I know we have a few fans. Ultimate spy spoof with so many one liners I am in awe!

[thepostman]

I watched season 1 but haven't watched since...that needs to change

[Purple Haize]

I watched season 1 but haven't watched since...that needs to change

I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix and Hulu so you can catch up!

[blwall1416]

Really great quotes in that show.

Archer: "Black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O'Neil was a car."

Lana: "Those are Canadian terrorists and they're armed!"
Archer: "Armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada's responsible gun control laws?"

Random Girl: "I have to wait until my friend gets out of the powder room."
Archer: "Obviously we're going to wait for her, she's the hot one."

Archer: "I have to go, but if I find one dog hair when I come back I'll rub sand into your dead little eyes. Also, I need you to buy sand... I don't know if they grade it, but ... coarse."

Archer: "Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, ISIS agents use Krav Maga."

Lana: "Okay, that was a fluke."
Archer: "Yeah, a fluke of nature. Because I happen to have perfect situational awareness, Lana. Which cannot be taught, by the way. Like a poet's ... mind for ... to make the perfect words."

Archer: "You better call Kenny Loggins. 'Cause you're in the danger zone."

To the ocelot:
Archer: "They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome. Which you are."

[Purple Haize]

Drug dealer? No. Drug Farmer.

[Purple Haize]

"Ew and or Ick"
'Its bear claw Monday"
'I mean, who wears bangs"
'Do you kiss your Motherborg with that mouth'

[Purple Haize]

Six enemas is a luxury we can ill afford.

[Purple Haize]

Yes, a whordiot.
We could eat a big bowel of Hepatitis A-E
It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism and spoiler alert, it sucks
A black astronaut, that's like shooting a unicorn!
Everytime you fight he beats you like a redheaded step child of a rented mule!

[rueful]

I had never watched this show but decided to give it a shot after this thread, hilarious, definitely a new favorite show

[Purple Haize]

Welcome to Isis.

[rueful]

I can't believe I thought this show ever looked dumb, so friggin great. Went back and started at episode 1 now.

Like you said, so many great one liners.

[Purple Haize]

I can't believe I thought this show ever looked dumb, so friggin great. Went back and started at episode 1 now.

Like you said, so many great one liners.

No kidding and or duh!

[rueful]

danger zone

quite honestly the episode in season 2 (I wanna say 4 or 5) when they are in the swamp is one of the best ones so far

[Purple Haize]

That was a classic. Wait till he becomes a Pirate and his mom kills a french spy!

[thepostman]

man I really need to watch season 1 again and then watch season 2. I loved season 1 but have been so busy I haven't had much time for a lot of tv

[Purple Haize]

man I really need to watch season 1 again and then watch season 2. I loved season 1 but have been so busy I haven't had much time for a lot of tv

You need to make time! Where are your priorities?

[thepostman]

man I really need to watch season 1 again and then watch season 2. I loved season 1 but have been so busy I haven't had much time for a lot of tv

You need to make time! Where are your priorities?

haha, good point! I should ignore my wife and 3 month old...what am I thinking!!!!????

[Purple Haize]

man I really need to watch season 1 again and then watch season 2. I loved season 1 but have been so busy I haven't had much time for a lot of tv

You need to make time! Where are your priorities?

haha, good point! I should ignore my wife and 3 month old...what am I thinking!!!!????

Exactly. Now go have Woodhouse grab you a Tom Collins!