- February 9th, 2012, 11:42 pm
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"Let me show you something fascinating. See this here? We call this an evangecube. Liberty is the only school in the country that has one of these in their athletics office. Now let me show you how it works. This picture shows our facilities. Look at that. Wow. Now watch me fiddle around an.... hold on. Mickey come here and work this thing for me. Ok now you see the cube morph into my next talking point, Jerry Jr. Jerry is a miracle and here's why: he's a college president, AND he cares about Liberty Athletics. Bet you don't see too many of those in your conference. This next picture you see is Danny Rocco up on that hill over there. Let's just say he basically gave up his job so that Asa Chapman could play football, even though he really should have been banished from the team. Oooo now take a look at this next one. We didn't even have to change the picture. It's a stone in front of a cave, where they used to bury people. It represents the death of your Men's Basketball coaching career if you come here. That's actually unrelated to this presentation, isn't it? Finally, you see this picture of me with light beams streaming from behind me. It's the end of our pitch. That was great, huh? Now, the Barnes & Noble on campus sells these, although they're a bit pricey. BUT you can get them on Touchdown Tuesday for only $45.95!"
THIS.