- March 10th, 2011, 1:10 am
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You have to keep me in the loop with these things though.....no worrys there's no time to get mad, I'm in work mode.
1. BJ I'm going to update your resume, make it a little less about sports and a little more about community
2. I'm going to enroll you in the Ronald Reagan School for Politics started by our very own Roy Jones
3. Even though you do not meet the minimum age requirements to be President I'm going to get you a gig on capital hill. Dont forget we have 20 or more Alumni who work on the actual hill and another 4000 in the area. BJ, the job I'll get you will require a full staff.
4. After some thinking about this, it might take a little extra time to get the clearance needed due to a few comments you've made on here some time ago. (you know how the govt is...they were prob alerted right away. Dont worry though, I know people. Well actually the people I know can only get your background check disappear if you did just a few bad things.....think you're all good?
5. We're going to keep an eye out on the polls and STRIKE when the iron is hot....and right now BJ your demographic is HOT....we should take advantage.
6. Start thinking about who you want in your cabinet. JC Watts has to be the VP, that's my choice, you really dont have a say...and it will realllly reallly tick America off. Dont worry those are the Americans that are to dumb to remember to vote anyways.
7. The rest of your staff is up to you, I wont even veto it. I suggest making it up of people you feel comfortable with like fellow FF'rs. Maybe a few will volunteer to have the ride of their life for 8 years....yeh, thats right 8....BJ is not a 1 term pony.
8. Hmmmm, who was it that was your athletic supporter when we were going after the coaching job....we need to find out because I think it will be vital to have someone with a good handle on things
I need to go update the resume.....BJ you need to come up with a slogan.
Sly Fox wrote:In my experience with the Falwell family over the past 30+ years, they have never been shy about stating what they believe and standing by it. If anything it should be on their family crest.