- September 22nd, 2010, 10:18 am
#320728
She is a model from UF. She started Thursday. Real idiot. In the four days she worked here, she asked:
1) Is Vancouver in Ohio?
2) How do you save an excel spreadsheet with a name other than "Book1"?
3) I just kicked my computer, why is my mouse not working?
4) What does BC(British Columbia) mean? We convinced her it means Border of Canada
So yesterday, she says "I'm hungry" at 11. That's normal - every day at 11 she says that. This time, she actually left at 11 - which is odd, given our office day runs from 8:45 - 5:30. Not a big deal. Well, noon rolls by, then 1, 2, and we soon realize she wont be coming back. Left voicemails, txt messages, etc.
This morning, we start brainstorming why she wouldn't come back at all. She left her phone charger and fluffy blue pen(one of her most prized possessions) here. Maybe she realized she was an idiot and not cut out for the job. Maybe she was an emotional mess. Maybe she got in a car wreck. So on a whim, I google "(Her Name) Accident." The first ling is to Tampa Bay Mugshots, a wonderful website in Tamps that documents exactly what you would think.
And to our surprise(or not so much) we found this:
All this led to her (I think) court docket, found here. And this is where we were surprised:
We didn't smell anything on her when she was here, but I really don't think you can get to a .32 in 2 hours.
Needless to say, she voluntarily listed her employer, though she only worked here as an intern for 4 days.
[*** Edit: Since this is a pending legal matter, it is best to not reveal her identity. So I have removed the name references. - Sly ***]
1) Is Vancouver in Ohio?
2) How do you save an excel spreadsheet with a name other than "Book1"?
3) I just kicked my computer, why is my mouse not working?
4) What does BC(British Columbia) mean? We convinced her it means Border of Canada
So yesterday, she says "I'm hungry" at 11. That's normal - every day at 11 she says that. This time, she actually left at 11 - which is odd, given our office day runs from 8:45 - 5:30. Not a big deal. Well, noon rolls by, then 1, 2, and we soon realize she wont be coming back. Left voicemails, txt messages, etc.
This morning, we start brainstorming why she wouldn't come back at all. She left her phone charger and fluffy blue pen(one of her most prized possessions) here. Maybe she realized she was an idiot and not cut out for the job. Maybe she was an emotional mess. Maybe she got in a car wreck. So on a whim, I google "(Her Name) Accident." The first ling is to Tampa Bay Mugshots, a wonderful website in Tamps that documents exactly what you would think.
And to our surprise(or not so much) we found this:
All this led to her (I think) court docket, found here. And this is where we were surprised:
Arrest Date 9/21/10How much do you have to drink in 2 hours to blow a .32?
Arrest Time 13:15
1 DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE WITH PROPERTY
Remark
BAC .324/.329
We didn't smell anything on her when she was here, but I really don't think you can get to a .32 in 2 hours.
Needless to say, she voluntarily listed her employer, though she only worked here as an intern for 4 days.
[*** Edit: Since this is a pending legal matter, it is best to not reveal her identity. So I have removed the name references. - Sly ***]
Last edited by Schfourteenteen on September 22nd, 2010, 1:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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