Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat

Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat#267017

By flamesbball84 - July 15th, 2009, 3:32 pm

- July 15th, 2009, 3:32 pm #267017

CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... thering_to

Re: Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat#267068

By adam42381 - July 16th, 2009, 11:17 am

- July 16th, 2009, 11:17 am #267068

flamesbball84 wrote:
CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... thering_to

So you followed the link from the thread about hurricanes and didn't realize that The Onion is a fake news website?

LUnpretty11 wrote:PH, your BJ skills impress me.

#267070

By NG33 - July 16th, 2009, 11:44 am

- July 16th, 2009, 11:44 am #267070

The Onion is pretty funny sometimes. This is one of my favorites...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/n ... =a-section

Re: Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat#267072

By flamesbball84 - July 16th, 2009, 11:52 am

- July 16th, 2009, 11:52 am #267072

adam42381 wrote:
flamesbball84 wrote:
CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... thering_to
So you followed the link from the thread about hurricanes and didn't realize that The Onion is a fake news website?

I know it's fake, I thought it was hilarious though. I read the Onion all the time, so yeah I know it was fake...