um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..

um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263780

By RubberMallet - June 23rd, 2009, 11:51 pm

- June 23rd, 2009, 11:51 pm #263780

...and it may be one of the worst movies i've ever seen....it ws really that terrible...

xgames villains? really?

kevin james - jerry stiller = terrible

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<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

#263788

By Sly Fox - June 24th, 2009, 12:07 am

- June 24th, 2009, 12:07 am #263788

Thanks for the heads up. We rented "The Rocker" with Rainn Wilson and had a great time.

#263801

By 4everfsu - June 24th, 2009, 8:45 am

- June 24th, 2009, 8:45 am #263801

You are correct. I bought the dvd.

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart,
if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”
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Speak little, do much!
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Lynchburg Baptist College class of 1975

#263804

By RubberMallet - June 24th, 2009, 9:25 am

- June 24th, 2009, 9:25 am #263804

luckily it was redbox...and in teh 20 times i've gone to redbox i've had to pay for it like 3 times...

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<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

#263807

By ALUmnus - June 24th, 2009, 9:34 am

- June 24th, 2009, 9:34 am #263807

We watched it a few weeks ago. My daughters were watching in high anticipation for the scene where he puts on the Hello Kitty band-aid. That's the only thing they wanted to see.

"I always wanted to be the hero of all squirrels; I just thought it'd never happen" - Quack

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263809

By scuzdriver - June 24th, 2009, 9:53 am

- June 24th, 2009, 9:53 am #263809

RubberMallet wrote:...and it may be one of the worst movies i've ever seen....it ws really that terrible...

xgames villains? really?

kevin james - jerry stiller = terrible

Were you expecting a thrilling drama or something? It is what it is. Dumb teenage comedy. I bet you dropped a tear when you realized he got the girl in the end.

#263810

By Cider Jim - June 24th, 2009, 10:12 am

- June 24th, 2009, 10:12 am #263810

A Ph.D. prof friend of my said he LOVED the movie.

"If Cider hit the books any harder, they'd press charges"--Lefty
"When you’re right you’re right"--Purple
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#263822

By RubberMallet - June 24th, 2009, 11:10 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:10 am #263822

Cider Jim wrote:A Ph.D. prof friend of my said he LOVED the movie.

its my new yardstick for people when they tell me a movie is good...

"hey you should see ________ it was fantastic"

"oh really? did you see paul blart mall cop"

"yeah"

"did you like it?"

"yeah it was awesome"

"ok nevermind on the other movie you recommended, your opinion is worthless"

"wow thats kind of harsh"

"die"

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263824

By TylerBakersGonnaBGreat - June 24th, 2009, 11:13 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:13 am #263824

RubberMallet wrote:...and it may be one of the worst movies i've ever seen....it ws really that terrible...

xgames villains? really?

kevin james - jerry stiller = terrible

I heard it was Terrible.

However I saw Observe and report, and it was kind of dirty, but it was HILARIOUS

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Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263825

By ALUmnus - June 24th, 2009, 11:19 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:19 am #263825

TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:However I saw Observe and report, and it was kind of dirty, but it was HILARIOUS

That's the sad thing, none of these movies have the ability to be funny without being dirty, it's kind of pathetic and getting really tired. What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen? I've heard The Hangover gets there, but still relies on a lot of gross-out humor for laughs.

"I always wanted to be the hero of all squirrels; I just thought it'd never happen" - Quack

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263826

By Kolzilla41 - June 24th, 2009, 11:28 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:28 am #263826

ALUmnus wrote:
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:However I saw Observe and report, and it was kind of dirty, but it was HILARIOUS
That's the sad thing, none of these movies have the ability to be funny without being dirty, it's kind of pathetic and getting really tired. What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen? I've heard The Hangover gets there, but still relies on a lot of gross-out humor for laughs.

Get Smart was great without being dirty.

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263827

By RubberMallet - June 24th, 2009, 11:29 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:29 am #263827

flamerbob wrote:
ALUmnus wrote:
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:However I saw Observe and report, and it was kind of dirty, but it was HILARIOUS
That's the sad thing, none of these movies have the ability to be funny without being dirty, it's kind of pathetic and getting really tired. What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen? I've heard The Hangover gets there, but still relies on a lot of gross-out humor for laughs.
Get Smart was not great

ftfy

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

#263828

By Kolzilla41 - June 24th, 2009, 11:31 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:31 am #263828

I thought it was pretty good. Not exactly like the show but very close.

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263831

By RubberMallet - June 24th, 2009, 11:46 am

- June 24th, 2009, 11:46 am #263831

ALUmnus wrote:
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen?

Mr Beans Holiday

Formerly ishbox.

<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman

<--smart jerk per bigsmooth

SuperJon wrote: I love dc Talk.

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263858

By RagingTireFire - June 24th, 2009, 2:30 pm

- June 24th, 2009, 2:30 pm #263858

RubberMallet wrote:
ALUmnus wrote:
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen?
Mr Beans Holiday

Please tell me you're joking. I can't tell with you anymore.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263860

By belcherboy - June 24th, 2009, 2:33 pm

- June 24th, 2009, 2:33 pm #263860

flamerbob wrote:
ALUmnus wrote:
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:However I saw Observe and report, and it was kind of dirty, but it was HILARIOUS
That's the sad thing, none of these movies have the ability to be funny without being dirty, it's kind of pathetic and getting really tired. What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen? I've heard The Hangover gets there, but still relies on a lot of gross-out humor for laughs.
Get Smart was great without being dirty.

I fell asleep during Get Smart. Horrible movie IMO!

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263912

By scuzdriver - June 24th, 2009, 6:31 pm

- June 24th, 2009, 6:31 pm #263912

flamerbob wrote:
ALUmnus wrote:
TylerBakersGonnaBGreat wrote:However I saw Observe and report, and it was kind of dirty, but it was HILARIOUS
That's the sad thing, none of these movies have the ability to be funny without being dirty, it's kind of pathetic and getting really tired. What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen? I've heard The Hangover gets there, but still relies on a lot of gross-out humor for laughs.
Get Smart was great without being dirty.

Funny until the man on man kiss at the end. Why???? Freaking homo stuff in almost everything now.

Re: um ok...so my wife rented paul blart mall cop..#263950

By mrmacphisto - June 24th, 2009, 11:13 pm

- June 24th, 2009, 11:13 pm #263950

ALUmnus wrote:What's the last smart, creative, and witty comedy anyone's seen?

Hot Fuzz.

Maybe not the last, but one of the latest. Juno was good too.

#264040

By 4everfsu - June 25th, 2009, 1:58 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 1:58 pm #264040

I thought Juno was terrible.

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart,
if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”
Sir Winston Churchill

Speak little, do much!
Ben Franklin

Lynchburg Baptist College class of 1975

#264041

By Kolzilla41 - June 25th, 2009, 1:59 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 1:59 pm #264041

4everfsu wrote:I thought Juno was terrible.

I agree. Way too awkward too.

#264050

By SuperJon - June 25th, 2009, 3:15 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 3:15 pm #264050

I loved Juno. It was really funny without being dirty.

#264059

By ALUmnus - June 25th, 2009, 3:51 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 3:51 pm #264059

I liked Juno, but didn't really consider it much of a comedy. Is that really what it was supposed to be?

"I always wanted to be the hero of all squirrels; I just thought it'd never happen" - Quack

#264090

By SuperJon - June 25th, 2009, 6:08 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 6:08 pm #264090

I don't think it was a comedy. I just think it was a good movie.

#264115

By El Scorcho - June 25th, 2009, 8:38 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 8:38 pm #264115

4everfsu wrote:I thought Juno was terrible.

I think we are very different people.

Loved Juno.

#264116

By mrmacphisto - June 25th, 2009, 8:38 pm

- June 25th, 2009, 8:38 pm #264116

Seriously? I was laughing almost nonstop during Juno. I guess deadpan humor isn't everyone's thing.