OK...this is not about the weather...sorry...
But I just went to WalMart and need to vent.
Why does it take 15 minutes to get sliced ham? There is only one person in front of me, and the 3rd grade educated meat slicer is taking EACH piece of meat off the slicer, and individually placing it on the wax paper so that it is PERFECTLY placed! I mean seriously...speed it up, it is not going to the WalMart meat judging competition...I am just going to make a fricken ham sandwich!
Last week I go in and buy milk...it is $2.88...today $4.08 WTF????
So...I go to check out, and I run into Daniel. Daniel was the PERFECT checkout line to choose! Where else can you get a person to throw your food around while trying to do a Brian Reagan comedy bit with you at the same time. Daniel has all 3 of Brian Reagan's cd's and pretty much flogged me for not owning one!
Sorry....
OH..and BTW...it's gonna rain for the next 5 days

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion
**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**