[BJWilliams]

I'll certainly be looking outside of LU for coaches because I want people that can make good things happen (except when LU comes a calling of course)

[BJWilliams]

Ok HMO youve got email...Ive done my part

[Hold My Own]

UPDATE Make sure your sitting down for this




The resume is now in my possession....before our servers crash with PM's to me requesting it...give me a few moments to "update it" and I will post it....

....anyone have George O'Leary's resume? I figured he wouldnt mind if we borrowed some from that since he did

[SumItUp]

......and I thought this was about Bojangles. You guys are killing me. Someone walked in my office and I'm crying.

[JDUB]

i've accidentally laughed out loud 3x in my office

[BrysOn_G]

i totally lost it when i saw my previous job title... crutch toter.

[Hold My Own]

I just added "Crutch performer of the year" to his resume and I laughed so hard people in the hall came in to see what was going on

[71FLAME]

did I just hear Dan Patrick say something about Beej on the SI swimsuit shoot?

[Hold My Own]

I have been advised by my team of lawyers to not "update" this but so much so we actually get it reviewed so changes will be made...but here is what I had before the changes are made:

Beeeeej


Objective
To become the next Head Football Coach at Presbyterian College…I have a predestined staff in place so don’t worry about hiring anyone else…I’ll take care of that



Technical Skills/Proficiencies
• Great with the media as I have experience in radio broadcasting
• High level of football knowledge both in the classroom and in the world at large

• Real-life up-close experience watching countless actual football games while sitting in the Marching Band section and from a distance (don’t ask how I’m able see, let’s just say I can see everything…VERY close, I may even see you right now…never know)
• 2008 Flamefans.com Poster of the Year
Experience
Aug 2004-Present WWMC-FM Lynchburg, VA
• Broadcaster/Producer
• Produced broadcasts for women’s basketball, softball and baseball and served as lead commentator for high school football and lead and color commentator for softball and baseball
• Color commentator for LU Student Center specializing in Madden 08, Madden 09 and any FIFA game you want to try me at
July 2008-Present [WBRG-AM Madison Heights, VA
• Broadcaster/Producer
• Lead broadcaster and color commentator for both EC Glass and Heritage High Schools
Sept 2003-Dec 2008 Liberty University Marching Band Lynchburg, VA
• Field Crew – that’s right, I’ll even take care of your field
• Operations during rehearsals including loading and unloading of equipment during practices and on gamedays as well as other general duties at the direction of the Marching Band director and officers
• I’ve taken two Sport Management classes in Coaching Football which makes me feel as if I’m probably over qualified for this position but I figured what the heck I need a challenge
Education
Liberty University Lynchburg, VA Bachelor of Science
• Communication Studies (Audio Broadcasting)
• I took a number of courses in areas ranging from professional communication to all forms of audio production and also took classes in coaching, (can Bentley say that?)

Awards/Accomplishments

To many to list but I’ll try:
• Liberty University Marching Band Faithfulness Award December 2004
[Awarded for faithfulness in service to the Liberty University Marching Band during that season

• LU Student Center Madden Commentator of the Year
• LU Student Center FIFA Commentator of the Year
• Crutch performer of the year (Voted on by Flamefans.com)•

[LUconn]

Are you including a cover letter? This is the big times now. Be sure to include that he'd be saving the college money because he does his own scouting. Opposing teams holding practice not open to the public? Not a problem...

[jcmanson]

[LUconn]

I have a predestined staff in place so don’t worry about hiring anyone else…I’ll take care of that

Nice touch. That'll go over well with the board.

[blwall1416]

You forgot the sword fighting club..........lots of experience with kilts & swords...........so he's like the perfect mascot rolled up into a head coach.

[Hold My Own]

I've asked if I can go to jail for this...my lawyers say no...I'm going to keep "updating"

[jcmanson]

I need an assistant. Too many message boards not enough time. I’m getting no response at AGS.

[Hold My Own]

SO jcmanson said that a liberty coach was putting his name into the ring.. anyone know who?

No idea...we'll do some checking and try to figure it out

[Fumblerooskies]

[Hold My Own]

You forgot the sword fighting club..........lots of experience with kilts & swords...........so he's like the perfect mascot rolled up into a head coach.

wow...how could I forget!

[jcmanson]

SO jcmanson said that a liberty coach was putting his name into the ring.. anyone know who?

No idea...we'll do some checking and try to figure it out

I demand a pay raise!!!

[Cider Jim]

BJ, make sure that you hold out for a good health care package.

[Kolzilla41]

I would love to be involved in this. I call manager or water boy. Just call me Bobby Bouche!

[JDUB]

done.

[SuperJon]

BJ, would you walk into the interview and punch the white board and throw your marker like you did in Coaching Football class?


You guys need to add that he took a class on how to coach football.

Twice.

[JDUB]

its on there. read it again

[SuperJon]

I didn't read the resume completely.