[Rooster Cogburn]

I think I found a new job. Today near where I work there is a guy doing fire supression training all day. He keeps lighting fires of various sizes, and then putting them out with his company's chamicals. He laughs a lot and always smiles. I want his job.

[Sly Fox]

Have you seen the shows with the guys who destroy things with their bodies for a living? They seem exceptionally happy.