- July 27th, 2008, 2:55 pm
#187411
You know you're a LUnatic if...
1) You see a friend and the first words you say are, "Where we eating?"
2) You speak in four syllables phrases followed by clapping five times.
3) You never ride with Leo because you don't want to get lost.
4) You hear the National Anthem and immediately start swaying.
5) And you don't even realize it.
6) Football games are an all day event and you will eat more that day than some kids in Africa will in a week.
7) You never trust meeting someone on Facebook until you finally meet them in person.
8) You know the names of every star player in the Big South and have their Myspace pages bookmarked.
9) Anything can be turned into a joke about Presbyterian, even if it doesn't make sense.
10) Hillbilly Golf, Cornhole, and Quoits are games that you know and love, even if you suck at them.
11) You schedule trips home around football and basketball games
12) You spend more money on games than you do on groceries.
13) You look in your closet and you have more red t-shirts than anything else.
14) You know that wearing surgical masks can be insanely funny and insanely wrong at the same time.
15) You know there's nothing better than rushing the field at another school's stadium.
16) You sometimes think the Trinity is really God, Jesus, and Danny Rocco.
17) Tyler Baker can be chanted at any time, for any reason, anywhere.
18) You know Chuck Norris speaking at graduation came from a LUnatics cookout.
19) The 2008 Super Bowl will be remembered not only for the Giants upsetting the Patriots, but for the Chick Magnet being flipped into a ditch.
20) Going into another team's stadium/arena and being louder than their fans is something you will brag about to your kids when they're in college.
21) Your veins no longer carry blood, but rather pizza sauce from Ledo's.
22) You know how to get to most of the schools in the Big South without using directions.
23) If you can call the chancellor and get excused to class the day after a conference tournament basketball game.
24) You enjoy telling the rest of the arena that the player that just scored as a freshman.
25) You know how to pronounce Chanticleer, and know that it's just a rooster who predicted its own death, and that it's ahorrible mascot
26) You know what a Blue Hose is, and know that Presbyterian doesn't even wear blue socks.
27) You know that a Flame is not a Flock of Eagles.
28) You know every word to Fan the Flames, and know that the drum break is longer the fourth time.
29) No matter how hard you try, you still can't figure out what a kangaroo has to do with the military.
30) You got sick after going to Radford. And you weren't surprised.
31) You know that Charleston Southern doesn't matter, even though they think they do.
32) Anytime someone wears purple, you remind them of it.
1) You see a friend and the first words you say are, "Where we eating?"
2) You speak in four syllables phrases followed by clapping five times.
3) You never ride with Leo because you don't want to get lost.
4) You hear the National Anthem and immediately start swaying.
5) And you don't even realize it.
6) Football games are an all day event and you will eat more that day than some kids in Africa will in a week.
7) You never trust meeting someone on Facebook until you finally meet them in person.
8) You know the names of every star player in the Big South and have their Myspace pages bookmarked.
9) Anything can be turned into a joke about Presbyterian, even if it doesn't make sense.
10) Hillbilly Golf, Cornhole, and Quoits are games that you know and love, even if you suck at them.
11) You schedule trips home around football and basketball games
12) You spend more money on games than you do on groceries.
13) You look in your closet and you have more red t-shirts than anything else.
14) You know that wearing surgical masks can be insanely funny and insanely wrong at the same time.
15) You know there's nothing better than rushing the field at another school's stadium.
16) You sometimes think the Trinity is really God, Jesus, and Danny Rocco.
17) Tyler Baker can be chanted at any time, for any reason, anywhere.
18) You know Chuck Norris speaking at graduation came from a LUnatics cookout.
19) The 2008 Super Bowl will be remembered not only for the Giants upsetting the Patriots, but for the Chick Magnet being flipped into a ditch.
20) Going into another team's stadium/arena and being louder than their fans is something you will brag about to your kids when they're in college.
21) Your veins no longer carry blood, but rather pizza sauce from Ledo's.
22) You know how to get to most of the schools in the Big South without using directions.
23) If you can call the chancellor and get excused to class the day after a conference tournament basketball game.
24) You enjoy telling the rest of the arena that the player that just scored as a freshman.
25) You know how to pronounce Chanticleer, and know that it's just a rooster who predicted its own death, and that it's ahorrible mascot
26) You know what a Blue Hose is, and know that Presbyterian doesn't even wear blue socks.
27) You know that a Flame is not a Flock of Eagles.
28) You know every word to Fan the Flames, and know that the drum break is longer the fourth time.
29) No matter how hard you try, you still can't figure out what a kangaroo has to do with the military.
30) You got sick after going to Radford. And you weren't surprised.
31) You know that Charleston Southern doesn't matter, even though they think they do.
32) Anytime someone wears purple, you remind them of it.
- By Humble_Opinion
- By LU Armchair coach