[SuperJon]

That was nowhere near funny. Mr. Williams, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[BJWilliams]

Well darn...Ive been inserted into Billy Madison quote...not bad

[jcmanson]

I guess that explains why hotel prices this weekend are through the roof.

Is the newborn that bad already?

[Fumblerooskies]

That was nowhere near funny. Mr. Williams, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Read and acknowledged...

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing you already told her twice

[ToTheLeft]

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, let them cook in the dark.

Why should women not be allowed to have driver's licenses?

There isn't a road from the bedroom to the kitchen.

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Why is there always a window over the sink?
So when shes washing the dishes she can see that yard she has to mow when shes done.

[ToTheLeft]

Why did the woman cross the road?

I don't know either, she should be in the kitchen making me some food.

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Why doesnt a woman need a watch?

Theres a clock on the oven.

[sweetnahmah1]

Women huh? HAHAHAHAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rakazl1jhyU

[01LUGrad]

A cannibal was walking through the forest when he passed his brother.

[Ed Dantes]

A Mexican, an Italian, and a Polish guy were working at a construction site...

They were atop the rafters one day during lunch, when the Mexican says "Fajitas again? I tell you, if I get fajitas in my lunch one more time, I'm going to throw myself off this building."

The Italian guy looks at his lunch and says, "Spaghetti again? I tell you, if I get spaghetti in my lunch one more time, I'm going to throw myself off this building."

The Polish guy looks at his lunch and says, "Polish sausage again? I tell you, if I get polish sausage in my lunch one more time, I'm going to throw myself off this building."

The next day, the three of them are eating lunch up in the rafters. The Mexican opens his lunch box and says, "Oh! Chicken salad!"

The Italian opens his lunch and says "Oh, look! Tuna casserole!"

The Polish guy looks at his lunch and says "What!!!! Polish sausage again?!?!?!?!" -- and proceeds to jump off the building.

The Mexican guy looks at the Italian and says "Well... That was weird."

"I'll say," said the Italian. "He packs his own lunch."

[Knucklehead]

Google Tim Hawkins: Dude is Funny!

[Sly Fox]

Wow, its been a long time since I heard a Pollock joke. They are mostly Aggy jokes down here.

[Fumblerooskies]

Most of the pollock jokes I know are do not meet the high moral standards of FF.

[jmdickens]

Most of the pollock jokes I know are do not meet the high moral standards of FF.

exactly.....and I am now married to one

[Fumblerooskies]

A good friend of mine just got back from a mission trip over there...and tells me there is no truth to the old rumor about...
''there being no ice cubes in Poland b/c the inventor died and took the recipe with him."

[Ed Dantes]

A Polish immigrant and Mexican immigrant are walking down the street, when the Mexican starts bragging about how influential the Mexicans are on American society.

"Take a look around you," he says. "See that? A Mexican Restaurant. Hear that song on the radio? 'Mexican Hat Dance.'"

"That's nothing," says the Polish guy. "I see Polish stuff everywhere."

"Oh yeah?" Asks the Mexican. "Name one."

"Look at the ads in the newspaper!" says the Polish guy. "Polish everywhere! Shoe polish, nail polish, car polish..."

[Knucklehead]

I went to the gas station this morning. I hnded the clerk a $5 and told him I wanted $5 of gas. He lifted his leg, farted, and handed me a receipt.

[sweetnahmah1]

Google Tim Hawkins: Dude is Funny!

I saw this guy last semester at TRBC with my brother. We were dying laughing the whole time. I have 2 of his dvd's

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Joke of the day: Larry Blair Playing basketball.


Just for you manson

[jcmanson]

But it's not funny.

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Joke of the day: Larry Blair's basketball career.


Just for you manson

is that better?

[jcmanson]

Joke of the day: Tyler Baker's foot.


Just for you TBGB

Fixed it

[Purple Haize]

Fred and Ethel were a widow and a widower in the nursing home. Everyday they would sit next to each other in the recreation room, staring out the window. Since at that advanced age, they both got a little chilly, each had a blanket over their laps. The staff noticed that Fred ALWAYS had a smile on his face and noticed that it appeared Fred and Ethel were holding hands under the blanket.
Well one day Glady's moves into the nursing home and shortly their after Fred and Glady's are sitting in front of the window in the rec room. Well Ethel slowly gets upset and about a week later decides to confront Fred.
So she wheel into the Rec Room and shouts at the top of her lungs "Fred, what does she have that I dont?"
Fred simply says "Parkinson's"