Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead#165327

By 4everfsu - March 19th, 2008, 2:39 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 2:39 pm #165327

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

#165340

By LUconn - March 19th, 2008, 3:18 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 3:18 pm #165340

[fumble]

Is anus replacement a regular operation?

Well, that's a pain in the arse.

your leg, your butt. What's the difference? She's being way too anal about it.

[/rooskies]

*please disregard this post if dated before 2017 and accept my apologies*

#165348

By Fumblerooskies - March 19th, 2008, 3:57 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 3:57 pm #165348

I bet she's itching to file a lawsuit over that.

#165355

By HenryGale - March 19th, 2008, 4:19 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 4:19 pm #165355

That may, single handily, be the funniest surgery mix up I have ever heard!

I do not know how she can sue....she did get a new anus out of the deal! How can you beat that! As far as the lawsuit...she does not have a leg to stand on!

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion

**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**

#165360

By LUconn - March 19th, 2008, 4:29 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 4:29 pm #165360

HenryGale wrote:she does not have a leg to stand on!

Nicely done going the other way with that one.

*please disregard this post if dated before 2017 and accept my apologies*

#165432

By AZjonz - March 19th, 2008, 10:04 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 10:04 pm #165432

Man and I get ticked when Sonic messes up my order.

#165439

By Hold My Own - March 19th, 2008, 11:03 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 11:03 pm #165439

Patient: Doctor you did this to the wrong person!

Doctor: Well...it was Uranus

Sly Fox wrote:In my experience with the Falwell family over the past 30+ years, they have never been shy about stating what they believe and standing by it. If anything it should be on their family crest.

#165440

By SuperJon - March 19th, 2008, 11:04 pm

- March 19th, 2008, 11:04 pm #165440

Boo

#165461

By Fumblerooskies - March 20th, 2008, 7:50 am

- March 20th, 2008, 7:50 am #165461

I sure hope she is able to find a doctor who can rectify the situation.

#165472

By Cider Jim - March 20th, 2008, 8:54 am

- March 20th, 2008, 8:54 am #165472

HenryGale wrote:I do not know how she can sue

I bet she will sue, and I hope she gets a butt load of money.

"If Cider hit the books any harder, they'd press charges"--Lefty
"When you’re right you’re right"--Purple
"I shall not participate in many discussions..."

--Fumble (1961-2009), RIP

#165480

By "R" i " - March 20th, 2008, 10:17 am

- March 20th, 2008, 10:17 am #165480

Fumblerooskies wrote:I sure hope she is able to find a doctor who can rectify the situation.

#165525

By matshark - March 20th, 2008, 11:53 am

- March 20th, 2008, 11:53 am #165525

talk about ripping her a new one!

"The mat is my ocean. I'm a shark. Most people don't even know how to swim.... And your kung-fu floaties are no good here..."

#165526

By ToTheLeft - March 20th, 2008, 11:56 am

- March 20th, 2008, 11:56 am #165526

What does she have to complain about, she got a free anus. I mean really.

#165538

By Cider Jim - March 20th, 2008, 12:51 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 12:51 pm #165538

Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?

"If Cider hit the books any harder, they'd press charges"--Lefty
"When you’re right you’re right"--Purple
"I shall not participate in many discussions..."

--Fumble (1961-2009), RIP

#165547

By Rocketfan - March 20th, 2008, 1:32 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 1:32 pm #165547

Cider Jim wrote:Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?

Im thinking an arm and a leg probably....

From Bill Simmons:

See " The Sneeze" time stamp - 7:45

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ons/090903

#165574

By matshark - March 20th, 2008, 2:56 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 2:56 pm #165574

or a hand and a spanking?

"The mat is my ocean. I'm a shark. Most people don't even know how to swim.... And your kung-fu floaties are no good here..."

#165583

By Fumblerooskies - March 20th, 2008, 3:05 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 3:05 pm #165583

Cider Jim wrote:Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?

It will cost you out the wazoo!

#165587

By Rocketfan - March 20th, 2008, 3:29 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 3:29 pm #165587

Cider Jim wrote:Medic & Fumble, you're both in the medical field: what does a brand spanking new anus cost these days?

Or just a crap load of $$$ us working stiffs don't have to spend.....

From Bill Simmons:

See " The Sneeze" time stamp - 7:45

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ons/090903

#165602

By Cider Jim - March 20th, 2008, 7:09 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 7:09 pm #165602

As they say in Middle English, the doctors "didn't know their arse from a hole in the ground."

"If Cider hit the books any harder, they'd press charges"--Lefty
"When you’re right you’re right"--Purple
"I shall not participate in many discussions..."

--Fumble (1961-2009), RIP

#165645

By 4everfsu - March 20th, 2008, 10:32 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 10:32 pm #165645

I guess you could say she had her butt in a sling!

#165658

By matshark - March 20th, 2008, 11:31 pm

- March 20th, 2008, 11:31 pm #165658

the doctor didn't know his knee caps from his arse hole...

"The mat is my ocean. I'm a shark. Most people don't even know how to swim.... And your kung-fu floaties are no good here..."

#165679

By Cider Jim - March 21st, 2008, 9:23 am

- March 21st, 2008, 9:23 am #165679

Wondering if a replacement anus is really new or more like "new to you" or is it a "rebuilt" anus (like a transmission)?

"If Cider hit the books any harder, they'd press charges"--Lefty
"When you’re right you’re right"--Purple
"I shall not participate in many discussions..."

--Fumble (1961-2009), RIP

#165687

By matshark - March 21st, 2008, 10:13 am

- March 21st, 2008, 10:13 am #165687

well, at least she doesn't have worry about checking her oil, or flushing her transmission...

"The mat is my ocean. I'm a shark. Most people don't even know how to swim.... And your kung-fu floaties are no good here..."

#165969

By scuzdriver - March 22nd, 2008, 11:49 am

- March 22nd, 2008, 11:49 am #165969

Those docs really had their thumbs up their.....um......her butt!

#165974

By TDDance234 - March 22nd, 2008, 12:03 pm

- March 22nd, 2008, 12:03 pm #165974

All of you are sick.

Or I'm sick for laughing at every post on this thread. Who knows.