[kel varson]

http://www.4029tv.com/news/14664847/detail.html

-- The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.

[4everfsu]

The devil made him do it

[Sly Fox]

Running a website about his own disappearance? Unbelievable.

On a completely unrelated note, I nearly worked for the station that posted that story. Could you imagine me living in the land of Walmart, chickens & Clinton?

[RagingTireFire]

Could you imagine me living in the land of Walmart, chickens & Clinton?

I imagine that every day. I even wrote a song about it.

Like to hear it? Here it go:

"Imagine Sly Fox slumming
It's easy if you try
No teeth to speak of
It's easy to see why
Imagine all that hygiene
Neglected for this board

Ooo-ooh!

You may say that it's creepy
That I think of Sly's career
But I hope someday he'll go back
And toss DC out on his ear."

[Purple Haize]

His real name isn't Mike Warnke is it?? (That would be for the REAL old hags!!)

[phoenix]

His real name isn't Mike Warnke is it?? (That would be for the REAL old hags!!)

(groan)

Now I feel even older. Thanks.

[Sly Fox]

I had hoped to never see Warnke's name ever again. Thanks for nothing.

[Purple Haize]

You can ALWAYS count on me!!

[matshark]

Warnke...bwahaahahaahhahaahaha

ive heard that cassette a time or two... back when i was WAY little...