[ATrain]

I took a job over at Miller Park as a gatekeeper/concessions cashier, and now I really don't wanna do it...what excuse should I give for quitting?

[Hold My Own]

Miller Park....gate keeper....I wasnt aware they had one???

tell them you didnt know how poorly the Lynchburg Parks and Rec was run and you dont want your name associated with it!

Now that is a TRUE STORY!!!!

[ATrain]

Miller Park....gate keeper....I wasnt aware they had one???

tell them you didnt know how poorly the Lynchburg Parks and Rec was run and you dont want your name associated with it!

Now that is a TRUE STORY!!!!

Yeah...its for the pool

[TallyW]

Don't make excuses. Just quit.

[A.G.]

Tell them you don't have a gun permit--I am sure that is a requirement for working at the Miller Park pool!

[LUconn]

ahh Miller park. For everyone that's taken earth science and had to collect a million pounds of aluminum for recycling for extra credit: I went to milller park and looked in their bushes. I didn't need to go anywhere else. I must have collected 9 or 10 trashbags full of malt liquor aluminum cans. That must be THE premier site to get drunk.

[Hold My Own]

to bad you didnt need glass, b/c they got 40's over there coming out of the waazooo!

[Libertine]

Just tell them you're not man enough for the concession stand.

[givemethemic]

Tell them you don't have a gun license or just man up and say hey this is not going to work, I doubt that you will be trying to get another job with Park & Recreation again anyways and if you don't collect a paycheck not like you have to list it on past employement

[Libertine]

Just tell them you have a problem with parks ever since...'The Incident'. When they ask you "What incident?", just tell them you'd rather not talk about it and start twitching slightly.

[A.G.]

Just be honest and say you fear for your safety. If you're not, now, you will be, soon.

[ATrain]

AG-thats why I quit...and listed that what I've heard from other people that it wasn't safe and I didn't wanna do it...they said they respected that decision, but the problems had all happened "in the past"

[TIMSCAR20]

Do people realize that literally everything has happened in the past? I loved it when Mark McGuire used that one in front of congress.

[LUconn]

So nobody was being capped at anypoint during your conversation, I guess. They've got a point.