[Ed Dantes]

Every day when I'm at work, I'll take some time out to take an extended trip to the can. Usually I'll print out some articles, but this has been increasingly more difficult in recent days. Ideally, I'll print out an article by ESPN's Bill Simmons, but he only comes out twice a week.

Do you guys know of any good bathroom reading articles that you guys peruse? Ideally, I'd like to go for no less than 9-10 pages. If it's split between two to four articles, so be it.

Usually I hit up:

www.weeklystandard.com
www.americanthinker.com
www.victorhanson.com

Any suggestions? Some guy posted a lengthy article about Scott Boras not too long ago. That was ideal. The other day I read Dave Barry's year-in-review. Things along those lines... Please help, I really gotta go!

[bigsmooth]

try ex-lax

[RagingTireFire]

I had something here just a second ago...let me look for it....just a second....

[RubberMallet]

i poop at teh office...

we as a group have about 11 running subscriptions that are usually in the bathroom....in a rack....which i supplied...

[bigsmooth]

agreed...plenty of SI, ESPN, and maxim.

[Hold My Own]

This is so funny you started this thread.....I just put a book for the first time in my life in the bathroom 2 days ago!



The 5 languages of love or whatever it is....I've been told I need to figure it out



To be honest it's pretty appropriate that it's that close to the crapper

[whmatthews]

http://www.newsmax.com

I usually just have a book on stand by... last week was "Secrets of Nostradamus Exposed" by Ray Comfort.

[kel varson]

I've never figured out why people read in the bathroom.

[SuperJon]

That's what laptops are for.

[jimflamesfan]

I have a copy of the Bathroom Reader. A great book, with stories of different length depending on how long you think you'll be in there.

[JDUB]

I've never figured out why people read in the bathroom.

its easier to focus in there. its really good for studying

[Ed Dantes]

I have a copy of the Bathroom Reader. A great book, with stories of different length depending on how long you think you'll be in there.

I have all of them. They usually come out once-a-year at the end of the year, and I'll usually get them as a Christmas splurge. However, there's a difference between walking around the office with a bunch of papers I just picked up from the printer, and walking around the office with a large copy of "Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader".

[PAmedic]

That's what laptops are for.

I'm afraid of Penile Cancer from having it perched there for too long.

(Great to know everyone's crapping habits, BTW)

We stock the BRs at home w/ crossword puzzles.

[Rocketfan]

That's what laptops are for.

I'm afraid of Penile Cancer from having it perched there for too long.

(Great to know everyone's crapping habits, BTW)

We stock the BRs at home w/ crossword puzzles.

you should be afraid of pressing to hard with a pencil as well then.....could get ugly

[PAmedic]

no no no.

pen only.

I'm living on the edge, here

[bigsmooth]

laptops on the crapper???

[SuperJon]

laptops on the crapper???

Yes sir.

[RubberMallet]

We stock the BRs at home w/ crossword puzzles.

what are you a senior citizen? got any readers digest in there too?

[ALUmnus]

Ed, based on the sites that you already mentioned, it may be worth checking out Jewish World Review (www.jewishworldreview.com).

[PAmedic]

We stock the BRs at home w/ crossword puzzles.

what are you a senior citizen? got any readers digest in there too?

funny you say that...

I was actually gonna mention that- but didn't wanna look like a tool in front of you guys

I like "It Pays To Enrich Your Word Power"

[Sly Fox]

My parents give us a sub to Readers Digest every year and I admit I enjoy it.

[PAmedic]

have you tried the "Condensed Books" ?

[Ed Dantes]

That's what laptops are for.

I'm afraid of Penile Cancer from having it perched there for too long.

(Great to know everyone's crapping habits, BTW)

We stock the BRs at home w/ crossword puzzles.

My little brother has a portable table that allows him to bring his laptop to the toilet without the risk of burning or damaging his fella's...

[El Scorcho]

That's what laptops are for.

I'm afraid of Penile Cancer from having it perched there for too long.

(Great to know everyone's crapping habits, BTW)

We stock the BRs at home w/ crossword puzzles.

My little brother has a portable table that allows him to bring his laptop to the toilet without the risk of burning or damaging his fella's...

Me too. I call it a "trashcan".

[PAmedic]

I do like the way it keeps my thighs toasty