- December 1st, 2007, 1:49 am
#133846
And the Man Card Committeehas decided to put him through a 3 step rehabilitation program.
Step 1: On the ride home from Hell Without Maps(Duke) he was required to not talk until we reached Danville. He succeeded, even though he had to pee. This holds significant value to being a man, because he showed that he would not make us stop just for him to pee, and he didnt pee his pants. This helps him stray from recieving a woman or baby card.
Step 2: Add Morgan Beck as a friend on Facebook. This is to show he like pretty females. Apparently he tried but she denied him, something hes used to on facebook especially when checking facebook on his phone.
Step 3: Make a ridiculous sign that says "Put me on TV so I can get my MAN CARD back." This has high importance, because...... okay maybe we just want him to look stupid. Anyway SCAR he will be at the game tomorrow night, so get him on TV.
Since Step 2 has failed, give me ideas as to a better Step 2.
Step 1: On the ride home from Hell Without Maps(Duke) he was required to not talk until we reached Danville. He succeeded, even though he had to pee. This holds significant value to being a man, because he showed that he would not make us stop just for him to pee, and he didnt pee his pants. This helps him stray from recieving a woman or baby card.
Step 2: Add Morgan Beck as a friend on Facebook. This is to show he like pretty females. Apparently he tried but she denied him, something hes used to on facebook especially when checking facebook on his phone.
Step 3: Make a ridiculous sign that says "Put me on TV so I can get my MAN CARD back." This has high importance, because...... okay maybe we just want him to look stupid. Anyway SCAR he will be at the game tomorrow night, so get him on TV.
Since Step 2 has failed, give me ideas as to a better Step 2.













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