[Fumblerooskies]

Who needs comedy writers...you can't just make this stuff up:

GAUHATI, India (AP) -- With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of ... drunken elephants in India.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network's Web site.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/ ... SECTION=US

[Sly Fox]

Thanks for the midday chuckle.

[mechildress]

Are you kidding talk about "kettle meet pot"

[Rocketfan]

Are you kidding talk about "kettle meet pot"

or Kettle smoke pot.....

[RubberMallet]

"we need to shut down the elephant bars, perhaps babar and his family can help...i'm sure they also speak elephant"

[Cider Jim]

Maybe this is one case where more maps aren't needed.

Is she against all elephants drinking or just the under-aged ones or the ones who are driving?

[mechildress]

I'm just waiting for her to step up and drink all the rice wine so that the elephants can't get to it