[Rocketfan]

Shorter people 'have a chip on their shoulder which makes them unhealthy'

Those not blessed with height are often accused of having a chip on their shoulder.

Now a study has found that they might, in fact, have an unhealthy attitude to life.

Short men and women apparently complain of poorer mental and physical health than those of an average height.

http://tinyurl.com/396w2t

[Fumblerooskies]

We do not and if you say it again I'm going to knock your block off...

[ATrain]

We do not and if you say it again I'm going to knock your block off...

Exhibit A

[Knucklehead]

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

[PAmedic]

whatever.

All I'm sayin' is, they don't call me "Tripod" for nothing.

(though MrsPA prefers "Vanilla Thunder")

[bigsmooth]

but i highly doubt that shorty!

[Purple Haize]

Ironically as I sit here at HAM'S fox news just ran a story segment "Does your height affect your health" Answer YES, the taller you are the healthier you are. Hope the life insurance is up to date PA

[PAmedic]

[Rocketfan]

whatever.

All I'm sayin' is, they don't call me "Tripod" for nothing.

I figured your wife just needed a spot to set her beer?

[Fumblerooskies]

Yeah...lay off the short jokes or we'll have to reach up and punch you guys in your knees.

[PAmedic]

nice job screwing up the quote, Jersey Girl.

and, no. She doesn't drink beer.

[Rocketfan]

nice job screwing up the quote, Jersey Girl.

and, no. She doesn't drink beer.

When she finds out about your secret crush on Ryan Greiser, i say she may start.

[ATrain]

nice job screwing up the quote, Jersey Girl.

and, no. She doesn't drink beer.

When she finds out about your secret crush on Ryan Greiser, i say she may start.

Don't forget he may still harbor a secret fascination with Kristal Tharp.

[PAmedic]

Don't forget he may still harbor a secret fascination with Kristal Tharp.

that's been dealt with.

and the Greiser thing is fine. I nearly ended up with a 24 jersey, but I got to choose and went w/ the old HS number.

[Fumblerooskies]

I nearly ended up with a 24 jersey, but I got to choose and went w/ the old HS number.

1/8????

[Knucklehead]

I nearly ended up with a 24 jersey, but I got to choose and went w/ the old HS number.

1/8????

I think it was 1/16 though!