[kel varson]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

It's not racist. It just stereotypes white people. Very funny.

[RagingTireFire]

So offended.

[matshark]

interesting...

*waits for blogs about stuffblackpeoplelike and stuffasianpeoplelike...*

[flamesbball84]

that blog is hilarious. someone told me about it a few weeks ago. check out the entry on gifted children!

[Cider Jim]

#81 Graduate School

After acquiring a Masters Degree that will not increase their salary or hiring desirability, many white people will move on to a PhD program where they will go after their dream of becoming a professor. However, by their second year they usually wake up with a hangover and realize: “I’m going to spend six years in graduate school to make $35,000 and live in the middle of nowhere?”

Not seeing much humor in that quote.

[flamesbball84]

well with over 80 entries it's going to get increasingly difficult to be funny 100% of the time!

[matshark]

#81 Graduate School

After acquiring a Masters Degree that will not increase their salary or hiring desirability, many white people will move on to a PhD program where they will go after their dream of becoming a professor. However, by their second year they usually wake up with a hangover and realize: “I’m going to spend six years in graduate school to make $35,000 and live in the middle of nowhere?”

Not seeing much humor in that quote.

maybe they worked at place that stressed the ministry aspect over actually being paid real money... although at least it beats not working at all and standing in line to get handouts paid for by people who actually have jobs like responsible people all over the country... i mean, the audacity of being a professional lazy bum... at least they can make appointments to get their nails done on a regular basis...

(yeah, i know, commentaries on two different things...)

[kel varson]

I like No. 46. "The Sunday New York Times"

Mornings are exceptionally important to white people, as witnessed by their love of breakfast places. However, some white people never go out for breakfast on a Sunday Morning. The reason? The Sunday edition of the New York Times.

[kel varson]

that blog is hilarious. someone told me about it a few weeks ago. check out the entry on gifted children!

Because if a white kid gets crappy grades and can’t seem to ever do anything right in school, they are still gifted! How you ask? They are just TOO smart for school. They are too creative, too advanced to care about the trivial minutiae of the day to day operations of school.

Eventually they will show their creativity in their elaborate constructions of bongs and intimate knowledge different kinds of mushrooms and hash.

This is important if you ever find yourself needing to gain white person acceptance. If you see their kid playing peacefully, you say “oh, he/she seems very focused, are they in a gifted program?” at which point the parent will say “yes.” Or if the kid is lighting a dog on fire while screaming at their mother, you say “my he/she is a creative one. Is he/she gifted?” To which the parent will reply “oh, yes, he’s too creative and smart for school. We just don’t know what to do.” Either situation will put a white person in a better mood and make them like you more.

[RubberMallet]

#2 is one of my favs

[Rocketfan]

#81 Graduate School

After acquiring a Masters Degree that will not increase their salary or hiring desirability, many white people will move on to a PhD program where they will go after their dream of becoming a professor. However, by their second year they usually wake up with a hangover and realize: “I’m going to spend six years in graduate school to make $35,000 and live in the middle of nowhere?”

Not seeing much humor in that quote.

well i sure do hahahahahaha

[kel varson]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.c ... ravelling/

This ones a favorite too.

One thing the author of this blog hits on that really strikes me as hilarious, is that white people who do this stuff "often think they are unique."

I known so many people who after college or during...thought they would take some "time off" and backpack across Europe. How original.