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By whmatthews
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#134026
Every college student should have to take a course in where they work in retail with the public.

This Chinese lady came into the store today (I work at Sherwin-Williams) and asked me what a bucket grid was for. I told her it was roll the excess paint off her roller cover. She then said "I can tell you don't know and you're just guessing, let me speak to a manager."

Then a guy comes and asks for some powder to put in his paint. What kind of powder are you looking for? "I don't know man, ain't you got some kinda powder I can put in my paint to make it look like chocolate milk?" "No, we have to put colorant in it and mix it." "Oh, well, you got some chocolate milk looking paint I can buy? Some that's already a milky brown?" "Naw man, it's all white, we can tint it to make it look like a brown color." "I think you're lying, I know ya'll got some kind of chocolate milk powder."
By ATrain
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#134031
whmatthews wrote:Every college student should have to take a course in where they work in retail with the public.

This Chinese lady came into the store today (I work at Sherwin-Williams) and asked me what a bucket grid was for. I told her it was roll the excess paint off her roller cover. She then said "I can tell you don't know and you're just guessing, let me speak to a manager."

Then a guy comes and asks for some powder to put in his paint. What kind of powder are you looking for? "I don't know man, ain't you got some kinda powder I can put in my paint to make it look like chocolate milk?" "No, we have to put colorant in it and mix it." "Oh, well, you got some chocolate milk looking paint I can buy? Some that's already a milky brown?" "Naw man, it's all white, we can tint it to make it look like a brown color." "I think you're lying, I know ya'll got some kind of chocolate milk powder."
You wannna hear stories from the Bookstore and City Stadium?
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By whmatthews
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#134035
Yeah... we should probably turn this thread into "Tell your stories about working with the public."

I have many more, those are just what happened today.
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By Schfourteenteen
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#134049
I work at an italian restaurant in New Jersey

A lady called up and how much a Pizza Burger was, told her it was $5.95, and she went ballistic, because her husband came in and ate one and btween that and a drink it came up to 9 bucks, he paid and left. She told me I was lying because "No one would pay 6 bucks for just a burger." Even though I tried to explain that it is a half a pound burger and its good meat and we are on the high side of prices, she continued to demand that she speak to the owner.
By kentuckywildcats
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#134096
Schfourteenteen wrote:I work at an italian restaurant in New Jersey

A lady called up and how much a Pizza Burger was, told her it was $5.95, and she went ballistic, because her husband came in and ate one and btween that and a drink it came up to 9 bucks, he paid and left. She told me I was lying because "No one would pay 6 bucks for just a burger." Even though I tried to explain that it is a half a pound burger and its good meat and we are on the high side of prices, she continued to demand that she speak to the owner.
pizza burger??
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By ToTheLeft
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#134132
Schfourteenteen wrote:Burger+Pizza Sauce+Mozzarella Cheese
I'll take two, with a extra burger in each, please.
By kentuckywildcats
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#134140
Schfourteenteen wrote:Burger+Pizza Sauce+Mozzarella Cheese
sounds like it's worth 6 bucks to me. maybe she would ahve understood if she knew what a pizza burger was?
By phoenix
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When I worked for Lowes, I met a lot of people who scared me. People trying to wire their own homes, using 16-gauge wire. People who didn't understand that dryer operate on 220, not 110 ("why can't I just use a regular extension cord on my dryer?").

And don't even get me started on people buying power tools. I really shouldn't have sold tools to some of these people -- I often wonder how many people have had to be rushed to the hospital because I sold them a recip. saw.
By Hold My Own
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#134190
I'm a server at a pizza joint...lady said the service wasnt great (on a all you can eat night) I told the lady the service had to be decent b/c she ate 6 pieces of pizza and 4 cokes, and she ate more than I could, so it had to be good. I lost my job the next day
By ATrain
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#134223
I'll never forget the customer who asked me at the bookstore "Its $2.40? will $3.00 cover it?"

Yes, that actually happened...back in August '04 when I first started working there.
By blwall1416
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#134339
"I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would you like your eggs?"

I thought I would answer her anyway and said, "Incubated!................And then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up, put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Crap!...........I don't have that much time!.................Scrambled!"

- MH
By Hold My Own
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#134344
RIP Mitch!
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By bigsmooth
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#134357
HMO working in a pizza joint??? i would have paid serious kaysh to see that.
By Hold My Own
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#134367
bigsmooth wrote:HMO working in a pizza joint??? i would have paid serious kaysh to see that.
Yeah...you would have had to pay quickly...it didnt last long :lol:


Ohh to be a young ignorant freshman again (well, not a lot has changed actually)
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By RubberMallet
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#134370
phoenix wrote:When I worked for Lowes, I met a lot of people who scared me. People trying to wire their own homes, using 16-gauge wire. People who didn't understand that dryer operate on 220, not 110 ("why can't I just use a regular extension cord on my dryer?").

And don't even get me started on people buying power tools. I really shouldn't have sold tools to some of these people -- I often wonder how many people have had to be rushed to the hospital because I sold them a recip. saw.
well thats a 180 of what i'm accustomed to at lowes....hapless retards with blue vests on who have no idea the difference between 12-2 wire and 12-3....
By Knucklehead
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#134398
Let's face it there are idiots on both sides. People who work retail have to serve some customers who are unreasonable. Those of us who shop of eat have to deal with service personnel who STINK. I am sick of going to the store and hearing two cashiers holler back and forth about when they are taking their break or leaving or what ever. I've heard many cashiers say that they "can't believe they had to work tonight" or "I can't wait to leave". To those folks I say you stink and get a grip.
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By jcmanson
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#134409
Don't get me started...
By Knucklehead
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jcmanson wrote:Don't get me started...
Come on dude. Someone needs to rant with me.

:twisted:
By phoenix
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#134417
RubberMallet wrote:
phoenix wrote:When I worked for Lowes, I met a lot of people who scared me. People trying to wire their own homes, using 16-gauge wire. People who didn't understand that dryer operate on 220, not 110 ("why can't I just use a regular extension cord on my dryer?").

And don't even get me started on people buying power tools. I really shouldn't have sold tools to some of these people -- I often wonder how many people have had to be rushed to the hospital because I sold them a recip. saw.
well thats a 180 of what i'm accustomed to at lowes....hapless retards with blue vests on who have no idea the difference between 12-2 wire and 12-3....
(Lowes has red aprons, BTW -- maybe that's why they had no clue. You were asking Walmart people :D )
See, I worked there about 8 years ago, back when they actually trained people. Of course, I also worked in Atlanta, where Lowes was trying to trash Home Depot in their backyard. We did a lot of things there that they don't do corporately -- like pay well, train people ....

If you actually need help in a Lowes store anymore, go talk to one of the vendors (brown aprons, VENDOR in big letters on the back). They're usually better trained.
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By jcmanson
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#134418
Knucklehead wrote:
jcmanson wrote:Don't get me started...
Come on dude. Someone needs to rant with me.

:twisted:
I worked at Target for 4 years, primarily in the Electronics department. Let's just say I hate retail.
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By whmatthews
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#134438
phoenix wrote:
RubberMallet wrote:
phoenix wrote:When I worked for Lowes, I met a lot of people who scared me. People trying to wire their own homes, using 16-gauge wire. People who didn't understand that dryer operate on 220, not 110 ("why can't I just use a regular extension cord on my dryer?").

And don't even get me started on people buying power tools. I really shouldn't have sold tools to some of these people -- I often wonder how many people have had to be rushed to the hospital because I sold them a recip. saw.
well thats a 180 of what i'm accustomed to at lowes....hapless retards with blue vests on who have no idea the difference between 12-2 wire and 12-3....
(Lowes has red aprons, BTW -- maybe that's why they had no clue. You were asking Walmart people :D )
See, I worked there about 8 years ago, back when they actually trained people. Of course, I also worked in Atlanta, where Lowes was trying to trash Home Depot in their backyard. We did a lot of things there that they don't do corporately -- like pay well, train people ....

If you actually need help in a Lowes store anymore, go talk to one of the vendors (brown aprons, VENDOR in big letters on the back). They're usually better trained.
Went to Lowe's last night... they had on blue vests.
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By RubberMallet
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#134490
phoenix wrote:
RubberMallet wrote:
phoenix wrote:When I worked for Lowes, I met a lot of people who scared me. People trying to wire their own homes, using 16-gauge wire. People who didn't understand that dryer operate on 220, not 110 ("why can't I just use a regular extension cord on my dryer?").

And don't even get me started on people buying power tools. I really shouldn't have sold tools to some of these people -- I often wonder how many people have had to be rushed to the hospital because I sold them a recip. saw.
well thats a 180 of what i'm accustomed to at lowes....hapless retards with blue vests on who have no idea the difference between 12-2 wire and 12-3....
(Lowes has red aprons, BTW -- maybe that's why they had no clue. You were asking Walmart people :D )
See, I worked there about 8 years ago, back when they actually trained people. Of course, I also worked in Atlanta, where Lowes was trying to trash Home Depot in their backyard. We did a lot of things there that they don't do corporately -- like pay well, train people ....

If you actually need help in a Lowes store anymore, go talk to one of the vendors (brown aprons, VENDOR in big letters on the back). They're usually better trained.
i don't think they do vendors anymore...i've not seen one in years.
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By RagingTireFire
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RubberMallet wrote:
phoenix wrote:
RubberMallet wrote: well thats a 180 of what i'm accustomed to at lowes....hapless retards with blue vests on who have no idea the difference between 12-2 wire and 12-3....
(Lowes has red aprons, BTW -- maybe that's why they had no clue. You were asking Walmart people :D )
See, I worked there about 8 years ago, back when they actually trained people. Of course, I also worked in Atlanta, where Lowes was trying to trash Home Depot in their backyard. We did a lot of things there that they don't do corporately -- like pay well, train people ....

If you actually need help in a Lowes store anymore, go talk to one of the vendors (brown aprons, VENDOR in big letters on the back). They're usually better trained.
i don't think they do vendors anymore...i've not seen one in years.
I see 'em all the time. Usually surrounded by a small crowd of customers.
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By RubberMallet
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hrrrm....

i actually take that back now that i think about it....a guy helped me and kept me from spreading industrial carpet glue all over my basement floor....he had on a brown apron.

he told me "ooooohhh no you don't want to do that....just do the outline of the room and a one line down the center and then 5 lines going the other way"...

whew that would of been a pain...

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