Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool#248120

By Rocketfan - March 31st, 2009, 12:14 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 12:14 pm #248120

NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower

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#248125

By PAmedic - March 31st, 2009, 12:20 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 12:20 pm #248125

fantastic

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#248133

By JMUDukes - March 31st, 2009, 1:00 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 1:00 pm #248133

lolwut?

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By flames1971 - March 31st, 2009, 4:32 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 4:32 pm #248180

What an idiot!

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#248198

By RagingTireFire - March 31st, 2009, 5:23 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 5:23 pm #248198

Honestly, what did the police expect? He was driving a bar stool -- which, incidentally, is genius in and of itself.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

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By dompennix - March 31st, 2009, 7:08 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 7:08 pm #248227

People on hover rounds have been charged with DUI

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By flames1971 - March 31st, 2009, 7:43 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 7:43 pm #248240

dompennix wrote:People on hover rounds have been charged with DUI

Seriously

SuperJon wrote:We're not building a 60,000 seat stadium. We're building a 30,000 seat stadium. The 60,000 number is when our grandkids have grandkids at Liberty.

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By dompennix - March 31st, 2009, 7:53 pm

- March 31st, 2009, 7:53 pm #248243

flames1971 wrote:
dompennix wrote:People on hover rounds have been charged with DUI
Seriously

Yeah, you can be charged with DUI on a bike or wheelchair. They are considered vehicles

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By PAmedic - April 1st, 2009, 11:41 pm

- April 1st, 2009, 11:41 pm #249276

or a Craftsman lawn tractor.

or a golf cart.

but NOT on a horse (non-motorized kind, anyway).

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