- February 19th, 2009, 10:10 pm
#235637
i took a recent trip to starbucks in seattle and it was a horrible experience....starbucks is subpar coffee that has no business being as popular as it is...
i dug up the email to a co worker, here it is :
so the coffee in the convention hall is tully's, tastes like afterbirth....terrible....so i'm like alright i'lll find me a starbucks...it was fairly easy because there are 5 on each block....so i wander into one...
"how can i help you"
"yes i'd like a large coffee"
"would you like to try one of our special premium blends?"
"yeah ok" (expecting he'll show them to me, i'll piick and he pours the coffee, 10 seconds, over)
"great" *he starts walkign away"
"hey where are you going?"
"i've got to go get our coffeologist or whatever the hell he called him so he can tell you about you different choices"
"alright" (are you frikking kiddign me?)
guy comes out of the back and is like "what flavours are you looking for today?"
"ones that taste like coffee"
he starts in on a spiel about each one, i abruptly interupt him
"whatevers the strongest"
"well the tanzian blackforest bean is probably the darkest coffee we have blah blah blahb lahb"
"alright i'll take that, a large"
"they only come in a medium"
"figures"
"have you seen how this works before?"
"you mean how to brew coffee?, yes i've done iit many times"
"no no we use a special machine blah blah blah"
he proceeds to explain the entire dang process of how you make coffee
"first we grind the beans, (FASCINATING), then we allow the water to soakk in all the grounds and steep for a few minutes, (NO FRIKING WAY), then we filter out the grounds and oil from the coffee because you don't want that (YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET THIS METHOD OUT THERE, NO GROUNDS IN THE COFFEE WAIT TIL I TELL THE FELLERS BACK HOME UK YUK)
when he poured the water in he was like "now this will take a minute or so" so i asked
"do you guys have premade coffee, so that next time i won't have to go through this 5 minute ordeal to get some coffee"
i then proceeded to pay 4 dollars for a cup of coffee....3 hours later it was at a drinkable temperature and guess what....it tasted like any other cup of coffee....
Formerly ishbox.
<--idiot, i guess, per bigsmooth/thepostman
<--smart jerk per bigsmooth
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