[matshark]

i mean if he were gonna buy a dog, he could also buy a sheep... then it would at least keep his grass cut short also...

[flamesbball84]

I've done it! I've found '84's perfect woman!

now THAT is one mighty fine woman! will she cook for me and do the dishes as well?!


PS - i like cutting my grass so no sheep for me unless i can put it on a grill!

[matshark]

you know, on the bright side, when your robot woman starts to act up once every 4 weeks or so, u can just unplug her and she should go right back to normal. and one more plus... when she starts to give you a big list of things she wants done, or complains about u watching too many sports, just send her to go grab you a cold one (dr. pepper of COURSE...lol) and grill you a steak... problem solved... if it starts talking back, then you might as well just get a real one...

[Hold My Own]

You should only have a robot 2/3 of your size though...in case she turns on you...also only a 6 foot cord

[flamesbball84]

you know, on the bright side, when your robot woman starts to act up once every 4 weeks or so, u can just unplug her and she should go right back to normal. and one more plus... when she starts to give you a big list of things she wants done, or complains about u watching too many sports, just send her to go grab you a cold one (dr. pepper of COURSE...lol) and grill you a steak... problem solved... if it starts talking back, then you might as well just get a real one...

how did you know dr. pepper was my favorite? lol

[PAmedic]

sit on the steps on Dorm Circle and play a guitar.

As I recall, it worked in the 80s

Or, hang out in the grocery store looking helpless. I suggest the produce aisle.

Women like a guy in distress that needs their help.

[matshark]

well, not hard really... i think ALL guys like dr. pepper...lol

[RagingTireFire]

i think ALL guys like dr. pepper...lol

I'd rather drink malted battery acid.

[Cider Jim]

Or, hang out in the grocery store looking helpless. I suggest the produce aisle. Women like a guy in distress that needs their help.

Medic, that only works if you are short enough to look like a lost child in a grocery store. When fully grown adult men try that in stores, it's considered stalking.

[RubberMallet]

sit on the steps on Dorm Circle and play a guitar.

As I recall, it worked in the 80s

Or, hang out in the grocery store looking helpless. I suggest the produce aisle.

Women like a guy in distress that needs their help.

ahhhh yes...

"CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER"

"THEN TEARS OF JOY STREAM DOWN MY FACE"

obviously the songs are different for each era....we were unfortunately students during the creed era...

you were there during the "Every breath you take" and "hungry like the wolf" era

[flamesbball84]

sit on the steps on Dorm Circle and play a guitar.

As I recall, it worked in the 80s

Or, hang out in the grocery store looking helpless. I suggest the produce aisle.

Women like a guy in distress that needs their help.

if i tried the guitar thing, people might get scared at the horrid noise and think im going to go on a shooting spree...

[PAmedic]

ahhhh yes...

"CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER"

"THEN TEARS OF JOY STREAM DOWN MY FACE"

obviously the songs are different for each era....we were unfortunately students during the creed era...

you were there during the "Every breath you take" and "hungry like the wolf" era

U2 was hot as well.

[BJWilliams]

well, not hard really... i think ALL guys like dr. pepper...lol

I dont like the stuff honestly. I tried it, and it tasted like cough syrup to me (and the aftertaste...bleh)

[Sly Fox]

You non-Texan infidels. DP is the nectar of heaven.

[JDUB]

nasty. mountain dew is the only way to go

[Sly Fox]

As someone from Appalachia I can attest to what Mountain Dew really is ... goat pee. Am I right, CJ?

[mrmacphisto]

As long as we're talking about dating websites, are there any Cheerwine fans in the house?

[kel varson]

well, not hard really... i think ALL guys like dr. pepper...lol

I dont like the stuff honestly. I tried it, and it tasted like cough syrup to me (and the aftertaste...bleh)

You guys shouldn't be drinking soda pop anyway. It will rot your teeth and give you the sugar beetus.

[mrmacphisto]

It will rot your teeth and give you the sugar beetus.

<---- I probably should have said that. I'm a disgrace to the avatar.

[SuperJon]

As long as we're talking about dating websites, are there any Cheerwine fans in the house?

I'm from North Carolina. I'm required by law to like Cheerwine.

[JDUB]

cheerwine is good. i'm from nc

i don't drink much soda, i drink mainly water, but lets not let facts get in the way of a good discussion

[prototype]

I get in here to read about Dating websites and get 100 posts about soda???

Maybe that's why all of you are using dating websites???

[BJWilliams]

Getting back to the discussion...

I really dont use any of the dating websites. I mean eHarmony sounds great and all (if you've seen the commercials) but I really havent seen any need to use one. I mean the folks I know that are married now, they met their spouses simply by getting out and meeting people. But hey if you wanna try one, go for it

[Schfourteenteen]

I really havent seen any need to use one.

Thats because we go to Liberty

[ToTheLeft]

i'm from nc

Really? The poor spelling, accent, and ACC obsession didn't quite give it away.