[FlamingChick]

best part- you raced back to your desk and posted it on here

you've now been completely corrupted

Ha Ha, yeah, I guess I have....I immediately started thinking about this thread when the toilet flushed twice and no one came out of the bathroom--then I started smelling something floral, lol. Hey, I work in gov't contracts, so this here is the highlight of my day!!

[sweetnahmah1]

there are pee germs and poop germs everywhere. you've probably gotten pee germs or poop germs on your hands right before picking up something and putting it in your mouth.

Has anyone ever seen the sketch on SNL about Fecal Vision Goggles? It's really old. Mike Myers era.

It's so gross/funny. He puts the goggles on and everything in the restaurant is covered in green shat.

[SuperJon]

I'm pooping now.

[RagingTireFire]

I'm pooping now.

Read and acknowledged.

[SuperJon]

I'm not pooping anymore.

[RagingTireFire]

I'm not pooping anymore.

Read and acknowledged.

[PAmedic]

9 min SJ? thats gotta be a record for cutting one off.

[kel varson]

If pee mist concerns you don't leave your teeth brush in the bathroom. I don't know why we still have toilets that flush and spray mist everywhere. It is really gross. I say let's go back to outhouses or honeybuckets.

BTW, anyone keep a bedpan near there bed so you don't have to get up to go in the night?

[Fumblerooskies]

No bedpan...but my mom DID carry an empty mayonnaise jar with us on long trips when I was a kid...driving from Florida to VA...and a lack of interstates and a dad who would NOT STOP.

[SuperJon]

9 min SJ? thats gotta be a record for cutting one off.

Dude, I had already read everything else before I said I got to this thread to say I was pooping.

[PAmedic]

that's why, if you feel one brewing, you grab your stuff and head in FIRST

[SuperJon]

You're going to love my new toilet. I know we've had this conversation before, but it's amazing.

[JDUB]

yes it is

[Rocketfan]

This thread will never get old.....

[bigsmooth]

something about a chick dropping a deuce it just doesn't seem lady like.

[jcmanson]

something about a chick dropping a deuce it just doesn't seem lady like.

If only you were married smoothie…

[blwall1416]

If only you were married smoothie…

[Rocketfan]

I was reminded of this thread....i mean why when there are 5 stalls and im sitting on either end, does some dude sit down in the stall right next to me? There should be a rule of every other stall unless you at a venue that serves alcohol, because they good luck with that.....

[blwall1416]

I was reminded of this thread....i mean why when there are 5 stalls and im sitting on either end, does some dude sit down in the stall right next to me? There should be a rule of every other stall unless you at a venue that serves alcohol, because they good luck with that.....

no, no, no.......the "every other rule" does not apply to stalls.....only urinals

[LUconn]

I don't like seeing somebody else's feet while I'm punishing the toilet. They're like less than a foot away from you. If there's another stall available you take it. Unless it's a mess.

[blwall1416]

I don't like seeing somebody else's feet while I'm punishing the toilet. They're like less than a foot away from you. If there's another stall available you take it. Unless it's a mess.

There just some stalls that people are more comfortable with..........for me, the second stall here.....I'm going in that one, regardless.......unless its already occupied......that would just be awkward.

[scuzdriver]

Make sure it isn't a congressman sitting next to you tapping his toes.