BuryYourDuke wrote:SuperJon wrote:How long are we going to continue whining about Coastal?
We aren't even remotely close to playing out the cycle of sports bitterness on this one. This will take years to get over. Especially if things don't work out for us anytime soon.
SJ and I have had this argument multiple times. but I will make one attempt at the "prom date" analogy, as follows:
We aren't the hottest dude but we really really really wanna go to the senior prom. So we've been asking this chick that we figured we could definitely get. She's not super hot, more like office hot. Well maybe more like the chick in Pretty in Pink that wasn't popular, but she's good with cars or something.
Anyway... we're all set to go, got the tux, rented the limo- we're just waiting for this chick to confirm. And nobody else asked her so this is all but in the bag.
Then we find that while we were stepped out for a smoke, this chick goes and slums around the 9th grade lockers and picks up the first freshman she finds. I mean, the kid isn't ready- doesn't have a tux or even a dress shirt or nice shoes, but she asks HIM instead.
Obviously we hit the ceiling, call her a skank and never talk to her again. Then we get hammered and run her down to everyone else at the bar.
/endofstory