[Fumblerooskies]

With apologies from stealing from TBGBG on the title...

CONWAY, Ark. — A Conway-area man died from electrocution while he was using jumper cables to hook up power to his house after his electricity was shut off.

Authorities say 33-year-old Lonnie Montgomery was found dead Wednesday outside his home on Skunk Hollow Road. He was still clutching one end of a set of jumper cables. Officials say the other end was connected the electricity meter box.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395663,00.html

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

No apology needed, this guy is quite the idiot.

[4everfsu]

I guess he was in for quite a shock

[BJWilliams]

Darwin Awards anyone?

[BJWilliams]

I guess he was in for quite a shock

(and I thought I had lame puns...)

[Fumblerooskies]

Sorry, guys...the actual article does you one better:

Sheriff's Major Andy Shock says Montgomery was attempting to adjust or remove the jumper cables when he was electrocuted.