[Knucklehead]

This is too funny!
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070915/D8RLJG3G0.html

"Anything that goes 'bang' is illegal," police Lt. Bruce Ferguson said. "I can't think of any (legal) reason why someone would be making a bomb."

[RagingTireFire]

Duh. Land mines are fairly inexpensive and produce the same effect. If you have a lot of kids and pets in your neighborhood though, you might want to go another route.

[scuzdriver]

He should have bought a gun!

[JDUB]

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