[HenryGale]

In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.

[HenryGale]

In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car.

[HenryGale]

In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk.

[HenryGale]

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

[HenryGale]

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

[HenryGale]

In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways.

[HenryGale]

In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays.

[HenryGale]

You Know It's Time To Diet When....

1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

8. You could sell shade.

9. Your blood type is Ragu.

10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

[HenryGale]

This belongs in the "Are You and Old Hag Thread"

26 Signs You're A Grown-up

1. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

2. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

3. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

4. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

5. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.

6. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

7. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.

8. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.

9. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

10. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

11. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

12. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

[Fumblerooskies]

You Know It's Time To Diet When....
3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

CLASSIC...
...and almost true.