[jcmanson]

Beej, I'm not joking. This is a serious matter.

[jcmanson]

Hey Im sorry guys. I thought that itd be cool to inquire for the job. Ive had an interest in coaching football for the last couple years and when I saw the opening, a couple of the guys here talked to me about it. They wanted to make a joke about it but frankly I said, "hey why not? Maybe if I at least inquired maybe I could learn about the vetting process and be able to shoot for the moon inquiring for aa D1-FCS coaching position. I mean Im 26 years old and I definitely am not some joe schmoe who doesnt know the game of football. Im sorry for upsetting you. I thought this would really be an opprotunity to help an up and coming program

Beej, don't tell me you're having 2nd thoughts. Shoot for the moon brother!

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Beej, I'm not joking. This is a serious matter.

[BJWilliams]

The car being missing well yeah that is serious...the PC thing...Im not 100% sure anymore as to whether or not this is a practical joke or if you guys really are going to help make this happen. I drove to AMF Lynchburg to bowl a few games in preparation for bowling class starting Wednesday and I drove it back on campus late last night and parked it by the dining hall. When I went to get it this afternoon to run a couple errands it was gone.

[thepostman]

are you sure that is where you parked it?? I am completely serious...you seem a bit scattered right now

[Hold My Own]

The car being missing well yeah that is serious...the PC thing...Im not 100% sure anymore as to whether or not this is a practical joke or if you guys really are going to help make this happen. I drove to AMF Lynchburg to bowl a few games in preparation for bowling class starting Wednesday and I drove it back on campus late last night and parked it by the dining hall. When I went to get it this afternoon to run a couple errands it was gone.

It has to be a LU fan trying to keep you from being able to drive down for an interview...I'll have Sportscritic investigate since he is head of Security



Could this be the workings of a Dr. Kerr because he sees you as a asset to the Band team and doesnt want to lose you?

[ATrain]

In all seriousness, if you still can't find your car, maybe you should call Bee Line Towing???

[Hold My Own]

Well look...Im not in a laughing mood right now...my car is missing AND I am fighting a cold AND then I have this...

If you would have followed all that up with a "AND MY PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF" then this may have been the best post EVER




Keep your head up BJ it's just the man trying to keep you down...have no fear the Resume will be sent off and I have a good feeling we can AT LEAST get a response

[BJWilliams]

Well lets hope they at least look at it (and I pray to GOD you take all that extra funny junk out...I want to at least be SOMEWHAT taken seriously)

[Hold My Own]

Without a doubt the funny stuff will be taken out...the Original resume should be enough to get us a response...I mean you got the Spirit award...

[SuperJon]

Well lets hope they at least look at it (and I pray to GOD you take all that extra funny junk out...I want to at least be SOMEWHAT taken seriously)

BJ, I don't wanna be debby downer, but how would you coach spring ball if you're in school here finishing up your degree?

[LUconn]

video conferencing. Or possibly coaching through blog form. That's where I come in as Director of Blogging.

[Hold My Own]

Just trying to keep everyone updated because things are taking place behind the scenes that I want everyone to be aware of



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B.J. Williams is in need of cold medicine...anybody got any? 12 minutes ago - 6 Comments

HMO at 4:29pm January 10
Yeah it's called the Presby job...it will solve all of your illnesses...get healthy I need a 100% BJ to be able to make this interview happen

B.J. Williams at 4:30pm January 10
Im serious man...I need some medicine...like Sudafed or something

HMO at 4:33pm January 10
Yes...that sounds serious...isnt PAmedic your on staff medic??

Sly Fox at 4:33pm January 10
Did you find your car yet?

B.J. Williams at 4:34pm January 10
Yes...but that isnt helping bro

HMO at 4:36pm January 10
Sly, first things first...the car is a material item that can be replaced...doesnt Presby give loaner cars to all the coach's?

I need to check...I'm working on finding Medic and seeing if he can get you some of the good med's you know he has taken over the years of service
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SJ....I'm sure Presby will either fast track him to a degree (for free of course) or give him an honorary

[Hold My Own]

video conferencing. Or possibly coaching through blog form. That's where I come in as Director of Blogging.

If we get him to the top of Liberty Mountain I'm sure he has devices to let him see exactly what's going on at practices at Presby

[JMUDukes]

this might the greatest thing ever on a sports board. I'm cracking up right now. I wish someone would do this for the UMass job

[JDUB]

if PC doesn't work out, it has been suggested to me that BJ make a run in politics. I hear Illinois is looking for a new senator...

[Hold My Own]

Jdub once we get his Resume PERFECT we will apply him for every opening we ever seen...Oh yeah I forgot to tell BJ......BJ I sent your resume to the Oakland A's open broadcasting position too...I know Billy Bean (really I do, he used to play in Lynchburg) so you have a shot



BJ you cant get mad about peoples responses on other message boards when I have 25 PM's from you begging to post in those forums "b/c you wanted to drop football knowledge on them so you could show them your not just some joe shmo" I told you not to but after the 25th I got tired of saying no...I tried though, I knew the timing was wrong and our team didnt approve it. Either way we can bounce back from this BJ and we will be stronger because of it


Sleep good tonight knowing that you created one of the greatest personal teams ever known to man...and it doesnt matter if its Presby or Oakland A's we're going to stick together from here on out....NOT MANY CAN SAY THAT BROTHER....not many

[Schfourteenteen]

On a side note:

I found BJ's playbook and returned it to him. Juicy stuff there.

I believe he needs a secretary. Especially useful since we work in the same building. Please?

[Hold My Own]

I'm not quite sure how thats any different then what Jdub made SJ....but what the heck....done

[SuperJon]

I told you I don't want a title. I'll turn it down.

[Schfourteenteen]

I'm not quite sure how thats any different then what Jdub made SJ....but what the heck....done

.....thanks???

[Hold My Own]

I told you I don't want a title. I'll turn it down.

I didnt do it...I figured you worked something out with Jdub

[BJWilliams]

Jdub once we get his Resume PERFECT we will apply him for every opening we ever seen...Oh yeah I forgot to tell BJ......BJ I sent your resume to the Oakland A's open broadcasting position too...I know Billy Bean (really I do, he used to play in Lynchburg) so you have a shot



BJ you cant get mad about peoples responses on other message boards when I have 25 PM's from you begging to post in those forums "b/c you wanted to drop football knowledge on them so you could show them your not just some joe shmo" I told you not to but after the 25th I got tired of saying no...I tried though, I knew the timing was wrong and our team didnt approve it. Either way we can bounce back from this BJ and we will be stronger because of it


Sleep good tonight knowing that you created one of the greatest personal teams ever known to man...and it doesnt matter if its Presby or Oakland A's we're going to stick together from here on out....NOT MANY CAN SAY THAT BROTHER....not many

That is true. thanks for the help HMO and everybody. The Presby guys have pretty much chalked this up to a bad prank and moved on talking about all teh "real coaches" that would be a decent hire.

[Hold My Own]

We'll show them!!!



BELIEVE BJ BELIEVE

[ATrain]

Can I be Director of Football Operations if you get the job?