If you want to talk ASUN smack or ramble ad nauseum about your favorite pro or major college teams, this is the place to let it rip.

Moderators: jcmanson, Sly Fox, BuryYourDuke

User avatar
By SumItUp
Registration Days Posts
#74152
This is the year of the Astros. Here are a few of my predictions.

1. Future HOF'er Craig Biggio records hit #3000. He'll start off at a pretty good pace then begin to fade with about 30 hits to go. By the time he gets the record, Chris Burke will assume full-time duties at 2nd base. Hunter Pence becomes the center fielder.

2. Roy Oswalt "finally" wins the Cy Young Award.

3. The Rocket returns to Houston to pitch from July-October. He wins 12 games in the second half of the season. He states that he is 99.9999999999999999999999% that he will probably retire after this season. However, he leaves the very distinct 0.0000000000000000000001% possibility that he will return next year. History will show that Roger Clemens actually pitches in MLB until he is 62. Each year, his season gets shorter and shorter until he finally throws his final pitch against his grandson, Koby Clemens, Jr.

4. Lance Berkman has another stellar year and finishes runner-up to Albert Pujols for the NL MVP.

5. Hunter Pence wins the ROY award.

Only 712 more minutes until the first pitch!!!!
User avatar
By bigsmooth
Registration Days Posts
#74166
now that is some great humor for a monday morning! :D
User avatar
By RubberMallet
Registration Days Posts
#74170
with their pitching staff i don't see how its possible
By mrich
Registration Days Posts
#74223
SumItUp wrote:This is the year of the Astros. Here are a few of my predictions.

1. Future HOF'er Craig Biggio records hit #3000. He'll start off at a pretty good pace then begin to fade with about 30 hits to go. By the time he gets the record, Chris Burke will assume full-time duties at 2nd base. Hunter Pence becomes the center fielder.

2. Roy Oswalt "finally" wins the Cy Young Award.

3. The Rocket returns to Houston to pitch from July-October. He wins 12 games in the second half of the season. He states that he is 99.9999999999999999999999% that he will probably retire after this season. However, he leaves the very distinct 0.0000000000000000000001% possibility that he will return next year. History will show that Roger Clemens actually pitches in MLB until he is 62. Each year, his season gets shorter and shorter until he finally throws his final pitch against his grandson, Koby Clemens, Jr.

4. Lance Berkman has another stellar year and finishes runner-up to Albert Pujols for the NL MVP.

5. Hunter Pence wins the ROY award.

Only 712 more minutes until the first pitch!!!!

:blahblah
User avatar
By SumItUp
Registration Days Posts
#74228
Go ahead and rain on my parade, but there are 162 games left in the season and I can be optimistic for at least a day.
User avatar
By Fumblerooskies
Registration Days Posts
#74348
Nice pitching staff...
...Roy Oswalt and pray for 4 days of rain.
By absturgill
Registration Days Posts
#74355
This is the one day a year I can predict a beltway series for the World Series. ..and just for today.

It will be a rebuilding year for the Nationals. Can't wait to get to RFK Friday night.

I do like the additions the Orioles have made with the improved bullpen, another year of a maturing Chris Ray as the closer. Jay Payton and Aubrey Huff are also two great additions. Steve Trachel should be a good #5 pitcher too.
User avatar
By LU'sbestmanager
Registration Days Posts
#74360
YEA RIGHT!

YANKEES WIN.... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN! :D gotta love it
By thesportscritic
Registration Days Posts
#74363
LU'sbestmanager wrote:YEA RIGHT!

YANKEES WIN.... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN! :D gotta love it

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
User avatar
By Sly Fox
Registration Days Posts
#74370
Jason Jennings is a solid #2 but you are right that the Astros are expecting a lot out of the hometown lift for a 40-year-old Woody Williams in the 3-slot.

That said, they have enough offense to stay in ballgames unlike previous years where they drove Rocket crazy with no run support. Expect a monster year from Carlos Lee and Lance Berkman having each other for protection.
By absturgill
Registration Days Posts
#74376
I have a feeling this year for the nationals will be :brownbag :boring although today with injuries to Guzman and Kearns we were :medic :stretcher
The Orioles should hold their own and I think will battle the Blue jays for 3rd in the AL East
User avatar
By Fumblerooskies
Registration Days Posts
#74389
Brad Lidge just gave up the booty.

:boxing
User avatar
By Sly Fox
Registration Days Posts
#74406
Its never good to look UP at the Pirates in the standings.

Wheeler now has to be the closer. The 'Stros should've gotten what they could for Lidge when he had value.
By ATrain
Registration Days Posts
#74407
Braves begin dominating NL East again AND go all the way for once...thats my prediction.
User avatar
By SumItUp
Registration Days Posts
#74417
Lidge hasn't had value since Pujols sent the ball into orbit a year and a half ago. This is like 2006 all over again. At least Biggio got his hit and only needs 69 more until they move someone else into his 2nd base position.
User avatar
By Sly Fox
Registration Days Posts
#74418
SumItUp wrote:... until they move someone else into his 2nd base position.
That would certainly free up CF for your boy Pence. :wink:
By Ed Dantes
Registration Days Posts
#74457
SumItUp wrote:This is the year of the Astros. Here are a few of my predictions.

1. Future HOF'er Craig Biggio records hit #3000. He'll start off at a pretty good pace then begin to fade with about 30 hits to go. By the time he gets the record, Chris Burke will assume full-time duties at 2nd base. Hunter Pence becomes the center fielder.

2. Roy Oswalt "finally" wins the Cy Young Award.

3. The Rocket returns to Houston to pitch from July-October. He wins 12 games in the second half of the season. He states that he is 99.9999999999999999999999% that he will probably retire after this season. However, he leaves the very distinct 0.0000000000000000000001% possibility that he will return next year. History will show that Roger Clemens actually pitches in MLB until he is 62. Each year, his season gets shorter and shorter until he finally throws his final pitch against his grandson, Koby Clemens, Jr.

4. Lance Berkman has another stellar year and finishes runner-up to Albert Pujols for the NL MVP.

5. Hunter Pence wins the ROY award.

Only 712 more minutes until the first pitch!!!!
Except you guys have a very skinny pitching staff outside of Oswalt and Jennings.
User avatar
By WinthropEagleFan
Registration Days Posts
#74458
ATrain wrote:Braves begin dominating NL East again AND go all the way for once...thats my prediction.
They have to get past the Marlins first...yeah, I said it...
User avatar
By RubberMallet
Registration Days Posts
#74469
lidge is already in midseason form
By Hold My Own
Registration Days Posts
#74472
RubberMallet wrote:lidge is already in midseason form



until the first pressure situation then he'll fold up like a little girl....seriously though I dont know if he'll ever over come his mental challenges
User avatar
By Fumblerooskies
Registration Days Posts
#74496
Hold My Own wrote:
RubberMallet wrote:lidge is already in midseason form



until the first pressure situation then he'll fold up like a little girl....seriously though I dont know if he'll ever over come his mental challenges
Like last night....

....I think that is what RubberMallet was referring to as "midseason form"
By TDDance234
Registration Days Posts
#74503
It's all about the Braves.
By thesportscritic
Registration Days Posts
#74504
ATrain wrote:Braves begin dominating NL East again AND go all the way for once...thats my prediction.
they better have addressed that shoddy bullpen from last year for that to happen.
By thesportscritic
Registration Days Posts
#74505
WinthropEagleFan wrote:
ATrain wrote:Braves begin dominating NL East again AND go all the way for once...thats my prediction.
They have to get past the Marlins first...yeah, I said it...
and the Mets.
5 for 5 rule Meeting

Thoughts?