[Schfourteenteen]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryla ... tml?hpt=T2

(CNN) -- Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.
If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.
Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.
There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

[ATrain]

Why would anyone sit down on a Wal-Mart toilet seat without a seat cover? Especially in Maryland

[TDDance234]

This happened frequently in the dorms. Made for some interesting hall meetings.

[Cider Jim]

Thought this was going to be a story about Elvis.