[01LUGrad]

Since we already know what Barry is going to say tomorrow, how about having a little fun?

Inaguration Speech Mad Lib (Warning: You have to know the difference between a noun and a verb to complete this.)
http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inaugura ... generator/

[ATrain]

This was my speech:
"My fellow Americans, today is a Huge day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "America", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually run.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces tiny and large challenges like never before. Our economy is rich. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for computers. Our healthcare system is small. If your arm is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a EMT. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a light bulb idea. But running together we can right this ship, and set a course for Virginia.

Finally, I must thank my poor family, my funny campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Native Americans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of helping the American people. Without your hairy efforts, none of this would have been possible."

[BJWilliams]

I took this less seriously:

My fellow Americans, today is a quick day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "horse", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually run.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces large and heavy challenges like never before. Our economy is endless. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for dogs. Our healthcare system is angry. If your leg is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a longshoreman. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a eraser laptop. But spitting together we can right this ship, and set a course for Times Square.

Finally, I must thank my wicked family, my fat campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank musicians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of lying the American people. Without your long efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[Rooster Cogburn]

Mine is better:

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a deadly day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "fish", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually spew.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces large and rotund challenges like never before. Our economy is useless. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for ostriches. Our healthcare system is yellow. If your earlobe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a dog catcher. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a eiffel tower sewer. But lying together we can right this ship, and set a course for hades.

Finally, I must thank my poor family, my ugly campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Iranians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of exiting the American people. Without your elderly efforts, none of this would have been possible.