[Fumblerooskies]

DLP Recruitment needs to get all over this:

Jessica Simpson wants to head off to college to study theology - and watching TV was her inspiration.

"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion," the bubblehead told Marie Claire. "I love religion.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,461008,00.html

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Ill tutor her

[SuperJon]

In theology?

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

In whatever.


Hopefully anatomy

[justagirl]

In whatever.


Hopefully anatomy

cheater

[Rocketfan]

In whatever.


Hopefully anatomy

cheater

In the words of purplehaize - " if you aint cheatin, you aint tryin"

[Sly Fox]

This is not a stretch at all. Her dad was a worship leader at Prestonwood Baptist in Plano (Anthony Smith's hometown) before they all headed to Hollywood to make Jessica a star. The main pastor at Prestonwood speaks at LU from time to time.

[Fumblerooskies]

Sly...I think you are just the point man we need in recruitment.

[Sly Fox]

Anthony probably has better connections.

[Hold My Own]

Her dads a sellout as far as I'm concerned...so is she though



I'm not hating on them...get paid...I'm just not to sure selling out God would be the way I'd do it...I hear there are repercussions for that

[Baldspot]

I heard this during the beginning of W's first four years, Jessica was invited to a state dinner at the White House because she had campaigned for W. She asked the lady beside her what she did and the lady said
"I'm Sec of the Interior" Jessica looked around the room and said you've done a nice job.

[tinytim]

I heard this during the beginning of W's first four years, Jessica was invited to a state dinner at the White House because she had campaigned for W. She asked the lady beside her what she did and the lady said
"I'm Sec of the Interior" Jessica looked around the room and said you've done a nice job.

Genius, obviously

[flamesbball84]

is she even smart enough to know what religion is?

[whmatthews]

I'll show her the resurrection.

[AZjonz]

I'll show her the resurrection.

Dumb.

[TylerBakersGonnaBGreat]

Her dads a sellout as far as I'm concerned...so is she though



I'm not hating on them...get paid...I'm just not to sure selling out God would be the way I'd do it...I hear there are repercussions for that

[sweetnahmah1]

That's original.

[whmatthews]

I'll show her the resurrection.

Dumb.

^ Really dumb.

[AZjonz]

I'll show her the resurrection.

Dumb.

^ Really dumb.

You knocked it out of the park with that comeback. Thanks for proving my point.

[Fumblerooskies]

I'll show her the resurrection.

Dumb.

^ Really dumb.

Actually...I thought whmatthews was pretty funny with that one.

[AZjonz]

So you think sexualizing a major tenant in the Christian faith is funny?

Peas in a pod maybe?

Get real. It was a dumb comment and I’m ready to see him to defend it. But if his past posts are any indication of what he’ll do, I believe he’ll puke stupid all over the boards.

[tinytim]

Her dads a sellout as far as I'm concerned...so is she though



I'm not hating on them...get paid...I'm just not to sure selling out God would be the way I'd do it...I hear there are repercussions for that

long time no see hater sign.

[thepostman]

So you think sexualizing a major tenant in the Christian faith is funny?

Peas in a pod maybe?

Get real. It was a dumb comment and I’m ready to see him to defend it. But if his past posts are any indication of what he’ll do, I believe he’ll puke stupid all over the boards.

haha, puke stupid...thats great!

[tinytim]

So you think sexualizing a major tenant in the Christian faith is funny?

Peas in a pod maybe?

Get real. It was a dumb comment and I’m ready to see him to defend it. But if his past posts are any indication of what he’ll do, I believe he’ll puke stupid all over the boards.

haha, puke stupid...thats great!

[Purple Haize]

Oh the jokes that could be made if she goes to a Pentacostal school.....................I will refrain here however!