- November 21st, 2008, 4:36 pm
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Instead of a tree, we erect a metal pole in the middle of our house. After all, the tinsel is distracting. We begin our celebration with the annual 'airing of grievances', which gives everyone a chance to get whatever's on their chest and opportunity to clear their conscious. It doesn't have to be directed at anyone in the room, it could be a general complaint about work, or the country, or the mailman, or whatever. Dinner usually consists of a holiday spaghetti meal, and afterwards we participate in what's known as the "Feats of Strength", which is a sort of competition that doesn't end until the head of the house is pinned.
"You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." - Richard Nixon
"You won't have Dantes to kick around any more, because, members of Flame Fans, this is my last post." - Ed Dantes