- May 16th, 2008, 1:56 pm
#175725

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion
**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**
....buys hookers...
And by far...the best line in the entire story...
A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390- ... ookers.htm
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
And by far...the best line in the entire story...
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.I am not sure what is the deal is here....you are 13 years old...have 2 $1000/night prostitutes in your room, and you are playing Halo???? Are they just complete geeks, or what?????

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion
**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**



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