Best line I've read in a long time

Best line I've read in a long time#163790

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 9:54 am

- March 11th, 2008, 9:54 am #163790

With apologies to Duke fans (of whom I am one):

At this exact nanosecond in time, it's better to be David Cutcliffe than it is to be the Duke football coach. It's not even close.

David Cutcliffe has a big reputation. David Cutcliffe is a proven commodity who has won big and groomed some of the top talent in America as offensive coordinator at Tennessee and head coach of Ole Miss.

Duke football is a black hole that swallows up hopes, dreams and coaches. Duke football is a college football wannabe with no wanna.

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/vi ... p?t=376297

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163809

By Knucklehead - March 11th, 2008, 10:35 am

- March 11th, 2008, 10:35 am #163809

No wonder we don't get along Mr. Dookie!

#163810

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 10:37 am

- March 11th, 2008, 10:37 am #163810

Knucklehead wrote:No wonder we don't get along Mr. Dookie!

But I love you, you bowtie-fisted freak!

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163816

By Knucklehead - March 11th, 2008, 10:47 am

- March 11th, 2008, 10:47 am #163816

Take that back Halo wearin' angel poser!

#163821

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 10:53 am

- March 11th, 2008, 10:53 am #163821

All right, I hate you! Your fingers have Crazy Eyes!

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163824

By Knucklehead - March 11th, 2008, 10:55 am

- March 11th, 2008, 10:55 am #163824

shut up wierd snake dude!

#163826

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 10:57 am

- March 11th, 2008, 10:57 am #163826

You have awful fashion sense! Your tie doesn't match your Charlie Brown stripe!

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163839

By Knucklehead - March 11th, 2008, 11:15 am

- March 11th, 2008, 11:15 am #163839

what, yellow and red don't go together?
RTF - you are the man, just ask yourself!

#163844

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 11:29 am

- March 11th, 2008, 11:29 am #163844

Knucklehead wrote:what, yellow and red don't go together?
RTF - you are the man, just ask yourself!

I did ask myself. I got into an argument. It turned violent. I'm pressing charges.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163857

By BrysOn_G - March 11th, 2008, 11:57 am

- March 11th, 2008, 11:57 am #163857

he took the job though...

#163862

By Fumblerooskies - March 11th, 2008, 12:07 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 12:07 pm #163862

He got railroaded out of Ole Miss a year after Eli left...and pretty much got the job to lure Eli to Ole Miss. If he can get Duke to a .500 team, it will springboard him to a real I-A job.

#163865

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 12:13 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 12:13 pm #163865

What are you two talking about??!?!?

Oh, right. The topic.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163881

By Knucklehead - March 11th, 2008, 12:59 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 12:59 pm #163881

They messed a good run of insults up!

RTF - have you ever thought of seeking mental help?

#163900

By matshark - March 11th, 2008, 2:49 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 2:49 pm #163900

The day Duke posts a .500 record while playing in the ACC... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

I dont even think they can schedule enough Mid-State Community Colleges to break .500.

"The mat is my ocean. I'm a shark. Most people don't even know how to swim.... And your kung-fu floaties are no good here..."

#163980

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 8:10 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 8:10 pm #163980

Knucklehead wrote:They messed a good run of insults up!

RTF - have you ever thought of seeking mental help?

Briefly. Then, I came to FlameFans. Turns out I'm not so bad off.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163994

By Knucklehead - March 11th, 2008, 9:16 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 9:16 pm #163994

Stop comparing yourself to Medic and Mallet.
Compare your self to more normal posters who I will name when I figure out who they are.

#163996

By RagingTireFire - March 11th, 2008, 9:26 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 9:26 pm #163996

Hey, I respect Medic and Mallet. Medic for his Obligatory Civil Service 'Stache and Mallet for his utter disregard of standard capitalization rules.

Just be glad I stayed away from your heroes in that creepy signature.

Is this mercy-killing or cross-pollenation?
Only the strawberry knows.

#163998

By ATrain - March 11th, 2008, 9:32 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 9:32 pm #163998

matshark wrote:The day Duke posts a .500 record while playing in the ACC... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

I dont even think they can schedule enough Mid-State Community Colleges to break .500.

Actually, I think Mid-State CC would win

4:28:2009-RIP Jeff Taylor

PAmedic wrote:you're absolutely right

#164018

By BrysOn_G - March 11th, 2008, 11:18 pm

- March 11th, 2008, 11:18 pm #164018

matshark wrote:The day Duke posts a .500 record while playing in the ACC... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

I dont even think they can schedule enough Mid-State Community Colleges to break .500.

i think you're wrong. when's the last time they had a coach? goldsmith (horrible)... the roof (horrendous)??

we'll see.

#164037

By jcmanson - March 12th, 2008, 8:57 am

- March 12th, 2008, 8:57 am #164037

Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?

El Scorcho wrote:post at your own risk.

#164041

By ATrain - March 12th, 2008, 9:12 am

- March 12th, 2008, 9:12 am #164041

jcmanson wrote:Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?

They might have a shot at UNC

4:28:2009-RIP Jeff Taylor

PAmedic wrote:you're absolutely right

#164045

By blwall1416 - March 12th, 2008, 9:52 am

- March 12th, 2008, 9:52 am #164045

ATrain wrote:
jcmanson wrote:Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?
They might have a shot at UNC

Nope.

We are 55-35-4 against the boo debils....Going back to 1990, we've won 17 out of 18 against them.

#164050

By SuperJon - March 12th, 2008, 10:27 am

- March 12th, 2008, 10:27 am #164050

jcmanson wrote:Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?

You realize they were one point away from beating Wake in Wake's ACC Championship year, right?

Any given Saturday...

#164053

By jcmanson - March 12th, 2008, 10:41 am

- March 12th, 2008, 10:41 am #164053

Yeah, but I just don't see them being .500, maybe one year out of 5 but not consistently.

El Scorcho wrote:post at your own risk.

#164054

By SuperJon - March 12th, 2008, 10:49 am

- March 12th, 2008, 10:49 am #164054

A lot of people said the same thing about Liberty til we started throwing money at the program and got a real coach.