[jcmanson]

or having the girl on the commode?

[Knucklehead]

Hurray a new shor for the Discovery Health Channel:
"Medic and SJ talk POOP!"

[SuperJon]

Hurray a new shor for the Discovery Health Channel:
"Medic and SJ talk POOP!"

That'd be the best show on TV.

[RubberMallet]

i want in on the poop talk

[SuperJon]

You can be our satellite correspondent.

[Knucklehead]

Show rundown:

Toilet ratings
Toilet paper road test
Guest proctologist
Prep H commercial
Poop talk round table
Graphics on SJ and Medics bowel movement status (from runny to backed-up)
Commercial for Doggie pooper scooper
Man on the street interviews about poo
Medic ends the show with an ringing endorsement for Lysols newest deoderizer scent!

[blwall1416]

SJ's new Throne Room...

[Fumblerooskies]

SJ's new Throne Room...

Now THAT...
...is a super jon!

[RubberMallet]

i use about a half a roll of toilet paper each poop...and 2 diaper wipes...i have to be ready to have sex with my wife at a moments notice...

it also takes me a minimum of 15 minutes to poop...

oh and if i'm pooping at your house? you can guarantee i'm going through your drawers and cabinets...sorry

[ALUmnus]

Better make sure those wipes are flushable, or your septic will be very angry with you.

Well, I'm sure your septic is already very angry with you, but non-flushable wipes are bad.

[Sly Fox]

Mallet's a city slicker. I'm sure he's a sewer man like me. We send the wipes right on down as well.

[Knucklehead]

Mallet - When it comes to taking any conversation right down the Commode noone is better.

[Knucklehead]

Is this your's Mallet?

[SuperJon]

it also takes me a minimum of 15 minutes to poop...

I've had poops last 30-45 minutes just because I'm sitting there reading something and didn't feel like interrupting that to wipe.

[scuzdriver]

Fiber will cut that poopie time down to a couple of minutes. No more feet and legs asleep! Saves $$ on the charmin as well. You know what they say, a clean colon is a happy colon!

[Knucklehead]

Happy Colon?

[RubberMallet]

Better make sure those wipes are flushable, or your septic will be very angry with you.

Well, I'm sure your septic is already very angry with you, but non-flushable wipes are bad.

we've never had a problem yet...however, our system is older and i snake it once a year...last year i pulled out one wipe...

[RagingTireFire]

Happy Colon?

[JDUB]

it also takes me a minimum of 15 minutes to poop...

I've had poops last 30-45 minutes just because I'm sitting there reading something and didn't feel like interrupting that to wipe.

i do the same thing

[RubberMallet]

it also takes me a minimum of 15 minutes to poop...

I've had poops last 30-45 minutes just because I'm sitting there reading something and didn't feel like interrupting that to wipe.

'
thats the norm for me...1/2 the reason for the 1st diaper wipes is to moisten the poop again because it was starting to dry...the 2nd if for the last wipe for full cleanliness...

[RubberMallet]

Is this your's Mallet?

nope this is mine..

[bigsmooth]

stool softener anyone??

[LUconn]

seriously, I'm in and out of there in like 5 minutes tops. Unless I'm trying to avoid something else. Then I can take some time.

[Fumblerooskies]

Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about!

[RubberMallet]

seriously, I'm in and out of there in like 5 minutes tops. Unless I'm trying to avoid something else. Then I can take some time.

its always skinny people that are like this...my boss weighs like 130 lbs and is 6' hes the exact same way....losers


oh also *insert comment here about luconn being gay and not having to push hard for poopoo to comeout*