[El Scorcho]

So, I'm sitting here doing a little Christmas shopping (online, of course) and I've come across two items that made me literally laugh out loud.



1. The Motorized Cooler - Maybe it's just me, but doesn't it seem like the incident rate of drinking and driving will increase exponentially when you can drive the freakin' cooler? Still, hilarious. $399 at Cabelas.com (Seat back and tow-behind cooler trailer available for an additional charge.)



2. The Sippin' Seat Cushion - I don't think this really needs a description. It's funny without any words. $34.99 at After5catalog.com

[Cider Jim]

Scorcho, here's an item for anyone with a Reese hitch (and I believe Super, Bryson, JDUB, and Fumble all drive 4WD vehicles, so they may have this on their shopping lists). It's available right here in Lynchburg at Northern Tool & Equipment:

Every sportsman needs his own throne, and the Off-Road Commode fits the bill — with comfort and luxury to boot! Easily attaches to any 2in. receiver hitch and supports up to 500 lbs. The 1 5/16in. dia. steel tube seat is covered with soft, padded camo. A great gift for hunting, fishing and camping buddies! Not for use when vehicle is in motion. Can get slippery when wet.

http://www2.northerntool.com/product/200308541.htm

[Fumblerooskies]

I saw this on a commercial up here in Detroit...
...the TALEGATOR:

[Cider Jim]

Mangroomer

MANGROOMER™ is the essential do-it-yourself electric back hair shaver for men. The unique design enables a man to remove unwanted back hair by himself in the privacy of his own home or while traveling. It's quick, easy and painless. The fully extendable and adjustable handle locks into place at various lengths to reach the most difficult portions of the middle and lower back.

Sold right here in Lynchburg at Bed Bath & Beyond:

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product ... U=14399593

[El Scorcho]

Beautiful finds, gentlemen.

[El Scorcho]

Oh the things one runs across when shopping...




The MLB Casket/Urn Collection - I guess if you're a really really really big baseball fan (or a team owner), you might be in the target demographic. Craziness. Price Yet TBD, available at EternalImage.net

[ATrain]

Mangroomer

MANGROOMER™ is the essential do-it-yourself electric back hair shaver for men. The unique design enables a man to remove unwanted back hair by himself in the privacy of his own home or while traveling. It's quick, easy and painless. The fully extendable and adjustable handle locks into place at various lengths to reach the most difficult portions of the middle and lower back.

Sold right here in Lynchburg at Bed Bath & Beyond:

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product ... U=14399593

This is definitely going on my Christmas list.

[Cider Jim]

Oh the things one runs across when shopping...



The MLB Casket/Urn Collection - I guess if you're a really really really big baseball fan (or a team owner), you might be in the target demographic. Craziness. Price Yet TBD, available at EternalImage.net

I was with Fumble when he tried to convince his dad, on the phone, to get one of those--with the St. Louis Cardinals.

[HenryGale]

Your to be had, via ebay....

http://cgi.ebay.com/BBQ-HOTDOG-COOKER-N ... dZViewItem

[Schfourteenteen]

Obviously the Whizzinator qualifies for this regardless

[RubberMallet]

http://www.turdtwister.com/

[HenryGale]

I am so glad it is dishwasher safe