- April 8th, 2013, 11:16 am
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Completely stealing this from a friend but I would like to bring you things that have happened since the last time we beat Coastal in baseball:
Every school in the Big South has beaten Coastal since the last time we beat Coastal.*
Tiger Woods hit a tree, got outed for having sex with a billion women, got divorced, dropped to 85 in the world, had surgery, rebuilt his life, rose to #1 again, all since the last time we beat Coastal.
Liberty has built a basketball practice facility, baseball stadium, and begun work on a massive library since the last time we beat Coastal.
Liberty has demolished the old Hancock building, built a new welcome center, expanded the football stadium, created a soccer stadium, and built lacrosse/field hockey facilities since the last time we beat Coastal.
LeBron James left Cleveland, took his talents to South Beach, won a title, MVP, and gold medal since the last time we beat Coastal.
We have had 15 of 17 teams beat Coastal since the last time we beat Coastal.
We are on our second pope since the last time we beat Coastal.
Barack Obama has played 115 rounds of golf since the last time we beat Coastal.
The men's and women's cross country teams have won 18 conference championships since the last time we beat Coastal.
Our football team has won 29 games and five conference championships since the last time we beat Coastal.
Sarah Palin was still hiding in Alaska and no one knew who she was since the last time we beat Coastal.
Brett Favre has played for the Vikings, Jets, massage therapists, and retirement since the last time we beat Coastal.
The iPhone 3G, 3GS, 4, 4S, and 5 have all been released since the last time we beat Coastal.
Barack Obama has been voted into office twice since the last time we beat Coastal.
*Not including the two new schools into the league.