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Columbia Union College
Takoma Park, Maryland
Founded in 1904
Nickname: Pioneers
Religious Affiliation: Seventh Day Adventist
NCAA Affiliation: Division II (also member of USCAA for many sports)
CUC Athletics Site
2006-2007 Women's Basketball Sesaon Outlook,
2006-2007 Columbia Union College Women Basketball has taken on a new attitude this season. Head Coach Todd Fong in his 2nd year, has placed a new emphasis on defensive pressure. The Lady Pioneers thrive on turnovers and make opponents pay for their mistakes.
Junior guard Jada Richardson (Silver Spring, MD) lead the CUC attack last season. Richardson lead the squad in scoring at sixteen points per contest and was nominated for player of the week by the USCAA three times. CUC returns at least two other starter from last year’s squad and an influx of talented transfers and freshmen. This season Columbia Union College Lady Pioneers plan to content for a USCAA tournament bid.
Here’s a brief look at the top returners and newcomers this season.
Returners:G Lisa Brewer (Bowie, MD),G Tiffani Clarke (Silver Spring, MD), C Melanie Gordon (Baltimore, MD),G Jada Richardson (Silver Spring, MD)
Newcomers: G Jeaneen White (Washington DC), C Naria Powell (Capital Heights, MD), Megan Boggess (Hedgeville, WV), Kyayla Harrison (Rockville, MD)
Here is their best player:
#3 Jada Richardson
5' 8" Junior Guard
Scored Team-High 17 in 82-44 loss to George Mason