A Sea Of Red

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 4:32 pm**

"Uhhhhhh Honestly, Richie McKay and Tyler Baker Scare me... Im not going to lie, and yes Im leaving my Wife in SC, Thank the Lord"

OR

"Ive had a Change of Heart, Im headed back to rock hill in the morning"

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 4:56 pm**

Yes, this is the color of my face during press conferences. Once the season starts it's more like this

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 5:25 pm**

"Look at those people out there, they really think I'm going to take their silly job. I can't wait to get on the plane to Charlotte, so I can start crying without anyone seeing me and start working on my Whiticha State resignation speech."

"Greg Who"?

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 6:04 pm**

It's the money baby. WU should have offered me a cool million after the season that I orchestrated this year. Any other AD would be doing cartwheels to keep a coach like me.

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 7:39 pm**

"We gotta do something about that stupid Mascot you guys got around here... any chance we can become the eagles?"

That has to be the dumbest mascot in sports...

When it came time to bring the name to life, students created WuShock — a big, bad, muscle-bound bundle of wheat — whose name was derived from a period in time when the university was simply known as Wichita University or WU.

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 7:43 pm**

"Look at the AD behind me, he really thinks I wanna be here. I'm just here to earn my million and get a BCS job in three years. I've really got the wheat pulled over their eyes this time

"

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 7:47 pm**

Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 8:05 pm**

"Since Ritchie McKay came into the league, I'm a nobody so I have to go somewhere else now."

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 8:56 pm**

PAmedic wrote:Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 8:59 pm**

"With me at the helm, we're going to 'Shocker' the World. Ugh, why is no one laughing. Torrell said that was a can't miss one liner."

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 9:01 pm**

"What do mean you want an explanation. All said is that Don Imus made a good point."

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 9:21 pm**

"I have to go pee."

Posted: **April 14th, 2007, 9:31 pm**

kel varson wrote:"What do mean you want an explanation. All said is that Don Imus made a good point."

That's my favorite.

Posted: **April 16th, 2007, 3:51 pm**

PAmedic wrote:Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

That made me laugh out loud at work.

Now everyone is looking at me...

I also liked the "I have to go pee" one (that was what I thought of when I saw the picture).

Posted: **April 16th, 2007, 3:56 pm**

I dont feel quite at home yet...but when I hold myself I do....so I guess I'm somewhat at home

Posted: **April 16th, 2007, 4:30 pm**

horrez wrote:
PAmedic wrote:Is that corn? I like corn... stop touching my leg

That made me laugh out loud at work. Now everyone is looking at me...

I also liked the "I have to go pee" one (that was what I thought of when I saw the picture).

thank you HORREZ- you are obviously a man of great taste

Posted: **April 16th, 2007, 4:51 pm**

SuperJon wrote:

"Hi my name is Greg Marshall and i am going to love coaching is Charles Koch Arena"

" So this Ross Perot looking guy next to me says a cool mil goes far in Kansas, anyone know if thats true"

" Anyway we can mix some Purple into the team colors, so my face doesn't stand out so much?"

Posted: **April 16th, 2007, 5:38 pm**

I would like to thank WSU for wrapping this whole process up before any
administrators could change their mind or threaten to resign...
...and yes, I can do cartwheels.

Posted: **April 16th, 2007, 8:02 pm**

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toto... I don't want to be in Kansas anymore.....and i left my ruby slippers in Rock Hill.

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